The Eversor Assassin is a one man apocalypse. #warhammer #warhammer40k #gaming #shorts

[Eli-wdjq]

In between missions, they see a DOOM loading screen inching towards 100.

[TmanTheTdog]

A Vindicare is addressed to “Dear target.”
An Eversor is addressed to “Whomever it may concern.”

[maxducks]

Forgot to mention that should they “fail” their mission, they can go Predator mode and activate a small THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION.

[Honk_Honk_Honk]

“Man all that killing sure was fun!”
*Blinks*
*Is in a completely different place*
“FUCK YEAH!!”

[shadesofdusk]

*Inquisitor accolade* :"hey you know that super dangerous assassin we got, I just fed him a kilo of meth and yeeted him through the stratosphere at some rebelling nobles."
*Senior inquisitor* :"there isn't a single thing about what you just said that I don't enjoy."

[thatlofikid]

Imagine casually dreaming about ponies and shit and then your dream changes into a mission objectives and seconds later you wake up all angry and shit because you woke up oan the wrong side of the pod and because of some blue rage stim.

[iang]

The most literal version of:

"Stealth is optional"
"Noone will detect you if noones around to report it"
"No better kill than overkill."

[insanemang]

"Deployed behind enemy lines" in this case is more equivalent to "it's your problem now"

[Ezuwsacrqm]

The least subtle of all Imperium assassins. They are less are like assassins and more like an artillery barrage in human form.

[MrJedimedic]

Calling an eversor an “assassin” is like calling a Tomahawk cruise missile an “assassin” lol.

[saltysnail]

“Sir, they shot something at us”
“What is it”

“Death”

[gimmeyourrights]

The most literal version of "he woke up and chose violence."

[Durgieboy]

“Paterson fire a warning shot!”
“Sir that’s an eversor assassin drop po-“
“Ahhh potato potato, just fire it Paterson…. Now.”

[e.a.staley]

Chaos Marines "what's that sound?"
Meanwhile Eversor " plays pumped up kicks"

[GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

_"ever seen an Eversor assassin delivered behind enemy lines after consuming an entire kilo of coke?.. sight, man.."_

[Creym]

"im just saying im a fan of that"
-khorne

[strumaticdock]

Assassin recruiter: have you heard of a video game called Doom
Solider : bro I live and breathe that game
Recruiter: perfect "clicks mic" Bag him and tag him
Solider : w-what…

[kemalrizaldy]

"no one will notice if no one is alive"

- An Eversor Assassin, while laughing and shrugging -

[adamtaurus]

Their entire existence is just "Rip and tear. Until it is done."

[astrocosmicalDude]

Callidus: Infiltrate and sabotage
Vindicare: Stalk and assassinate
Culexus: Disrupt and disable
Eversor:
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