Lensmasters - Saturday Night Live

Rude employees Sebastian and Roland tend to a customer. Aired 05/10/03

[pyrobryan]

The best part was how they changed glasses every time they turned their backs. Either that or how the audience is sitting there like "Um..was that supposed to be funny? Are we supposed to clap now? Should I laugh?"

[Eidann]

This is a good representation of what my last optometrist was like. He was rude, measured everything wrong, and when I picked them up he said "it may take me 2 months to get used to them." 😳 I brought them back 2 days later, and a onother Dr. gave me a whole new prescription. Oh, yes, the 1st doctor told me to come and "visit him" when I was near the office. 😳😅

[chrissylar]

This video changed my life. It brought me out of a really tough time. It all started on the day of my birth, where i was born at a very young age. Both my mother and father failed to show up. That day was forever cemented in my history as my one and only birthday. As i started growing older, my age began to increase, preventing me from being young again. Unfortunately, that also meant that i was twice as old as i had been half of my life ago. I thought I was done for, and that all hope was lost when i stumbled upon this glorious video. The moment i clicked on the play button i was hooked, and the electronic music blaring in the background really brought me closer to the experience. The 160p screen resolution brought a tear to my eye. It reminded me of my glory days back in vietnam, where we would record the monkeys in the trees that spoke vietnamese. I still hear the bushes talking to me. The dance moves bring me back to the times when i would pee on the vietnamese soldiers after we captured them and eat their chicken noodle soup. That reminds me of the numerous horrendous war crimes i commited while stationed in Vietnam. The part where your character was dancing in the water hit harder than dad at 3am with the belt. I have been watching this on loop nonstop since may 1st, and i still can't get enough. My family has disowned me, and they tried to disconnect my wifi, so i sat on the street outside starbucks and continued to watch this masterpiece until the manager came and kicked me out. He called the cops and i ran away as fast as i could. They haven't been able to catch me yet, and the military has stepped in, as I am now using the government's wi-fi because i can't watch this anywhere else. I'm currently running through the coal mines of Vladivostok in hopes that the russian government won't find me there, but i feel that my VPN provider has been leaking my location as the police have been after me for the past 30 years but in the last 30 days it's been worse. I hear the helicopters above my starbucks, and the police are patrolling the streets but they cannot find me due to my disguise as a male stripper. Unfortunately I think they are on to me now, but I am still religiously watching this video with no end. Oh no, i see the tanks flattening the buildings across the street. I'm satisfied with my life if i die watching this video. They are closer, i dont have much time left befo

[Hai_Lello]

1:53 Poor Chris, waiting for the audience to notice the new glasses and react. The “oh” took me down. 😭

[JSchroederee]

Performed perfectly but the true hero is the propmaster who had to produce cyclops glasses

[jasonhurd]

Years ago I broke my glasses and had the misfortune to go to LensCrafters, and I can tell you this sketch is so accurate it can't even be called parody or satire. It's like a verbatim transcript of a LensCrafters visit. Everything about me was mocked, from my grooming to my clothes to my facial features; I was shown what I can only assume were the most expensive models they had (I was making $6.00/hr. at the time), and the whole experience was thoroughly unpleasant. That was over thirty years ago, and I can only hope and pray that they have changed.

[MontagZoso]

I miss Chris Kataan on SNL! Always loved him!

[BluStile]

I’m a retired optician and this is funny stuff

[wesmcgee]

The world has evolved into people like these guys.

[carrielange]

I get that the main point is the snobby salesmen. The part about how they put the glasses on your face is 100% accurate though. 😆 It's like, how can you be so bad at putting glasses on someone, you do it all day long? Also, why the fuck can't you just hand them to me and let me put them on my own face? 🤣

[starlite]

I was in the optical industry for years, this is too damn funny 😂😂

[thandoreviews]

As someone who wears glasses, the intimacy is so accurate lol..

[crashofthemoons]

As a former optician.... this is only a mild stretch from the truth 🤣

[derrickbraithwaite-mais]

As someone that wears glasses I’m not offended love it 😍👏🏾👓

[gil]

Getting Lasik was the best thing I ever did.

[sebastian.p]

As a man named Sebastian. I can say is Sebastian's are all like this. Exactly how I act while I'm cutting down trees

Update: I continued to sebastian to the max today.

[AnthonyOldhandGarcia]

I thought the tall actor was Andy Dick but instead it's a Adrien Brody.

[reginarepp]

I was an optician for over 20 years and this is hilarious

[joefil]

I can't wait until COVID-19 is gone and we can go back to regular eye exams like this.

[helengarcillano]

the cyclops glasses would be great if you are a minion.