The Most Relateable Florida Man Ever #florida #philosophy

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[VintageFenrir]

For me that's up there in relatability with the Florida man that tried to force a scientist to make his dog immortal.

[T_Dot]

It's cause a pizza party is all they are offering us. This kid is ahead of his time.

[marylinesperance]

Free my boy, he ain’t done nothing wrong

[multiumx]

Interpretation of a poem in school be like:

[haresay]

"Enviromental rage" Mate he lives in florida.

[vanadyan]

I can imagine hitting my dad with any number of things in a fit of existential rage, however the pizza in question would have to be really bad in order to justify wasting. There has to be something else at hand to hit dad with.

[tobybartels]

Hey, that's Legal Eagle! I'd recognize that voice anywhere.

[ErikratKhandnalie]

Mood. I really did not consent to being born.

[gokuss]

You know, if you really don’t want to be alive in this world anymore, there’s a very simple solution. Either do it or quit bitching.

[IAmNumber]

The next time my dad says climate change isn’t real, I am hitting him with a pizza. 🍕

[friendlynotfriends]

This was great. Some kinetic sand could add something to it

[RaindropWorksPDX]

Yeah ... he really thought of all those things before throwing the pie =P

[SmaaggProductions-rzfz]

What about the Florida man that kidnapped scientists to make his dog immortal

[I.____.....__...__]

Pizza schmizza, having children is the biggest violation a person can do, there is absolutely no consent on the part of the child to be born and the parents are doing it out of pure selfishness. Discuss.

[nathanielvaughn]

Me, because I'd rather eat the pizza.

[fluffymonster]

Possible hot take, but I don't think parents should be able to call police on their kids. You're at fault for how much of a monster your kid is.

[Marco_McDougal]

Obviously, your not a native Floridian!

[stomachegg]

Can we please go back to when Wisecrack didnt have your wokeness?