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[IlusiveYT]

For those who dont know it says "You are short"

[Tsyat]

For those who don’t know

Building a V8 engine is a complex process that requires mechanical expertise, precise tools, and a solid understanding of engine components. Here’s a high-level guide on how to assemble a V8 engine:

1. Preparation
• Gather Tools & Equipment:
• Torque wrench, engine hoist, engine stand, and other specialized tools.
• Clean workspace and proper safety gear (gloves, goggles).
• Gather Parts:
• V8 engine block, crankshaft, pistons, connecting rods, camshaft, valves, cylinder heads, timing components, oil pump, water pump, and other components (gaskets, seals, bearings, etc.).
• Engine Manual: Refer to the specific manual for your V8 engine for part numbers, torque specs, and assembly instructions.

2. Engine Block Preparation
• Inspect the Block:
• Ensure the block is clean, free of debris, and properly machined (bore, deck, etc.).
• Install Core Plugs & Freeze Plugs:
• Press in the core plugs (freeze plugs) into the engine block to seal coolant passages.

3. Install Crankshaft
• Clean the Crankshaft: Ensure that the crankshaft is clean and free of any contaminants.
• Install Crankshaft Bearings: Place the main bearings into the block’s main bearing saddles.
• Insert the Crankshaft: Carefully lower the crankshaft into position and ensure it rotates freely by hand.
• Install Main Caps: Torque the main bearing caps to spec using the correct pattern to ensure even pressure.

4. Install Pistons & Connecting Rods
• Piston Preparation: Install the piston rings onto each piston (if not pre-installed). Use a ring compressor tool to safely install the rings into the cylinders.
• Attach Connecting Rods: Connect each piston to its corresponding connecting rod. Lubricate the bearings and carefully insert the pistons into the cylinder bores, ensuring they are aligned.
• Torque Rod Bolts: Tighten the rod bolts to the manufacturer’s specifications.

5. Install Camshaft & Timing Components
• Install the Camshaft: Insert the camshaft into the engine block, ensuring it’s properly lubricated. Use assembly lube on camshaft bearings.
• Install Timing Gears & Chain/Timing Belt: Position the timing gears, camshaft gear, and crankshaft gear, followed by the timing chain or timing belt. Ensure the timing marks align correctly.
• Install Timing Cover: Once the timing gears are in place, install the timing cover and secure it.

6. Install Cylinder Heads
• Head Gaskets: Place the head gaskets onto the engine block, ensuring proper alignment.
• Install Cylinder Heads: Carefully lift and lower the cylinder heads onto the engine block. Make sure to line up the head bolts with their holes.
• Torque Head Bolts: Use the specified torque pattern to tighten the head bolts, gradually tightening to the recommended torque values.

7. Install Valvetrain Components
• Install Lifters: Place the lifters in their respective positions in the engine block or cylinder heads.
• Install Push Rods and Rocker Arms: If applicable, insert the push rods into the lifters and then install the rocker arms over the push rods.
• Install the Valve Springs & Retainers: Carefully place the valve springs and retainers onto the valves, then install the rocker arms and push rods.
• Adjust Valve Lash (if necessary): Adjust the rocker arms or push rods to the correct valve lash specifications.

8. Install Oil Pump, Water Pump, and Other Components
• Oil Pump: Install the oil pump onto the engine block and attach the pickup tube.
• Water Pump: Install the water pump onto the front of the engine, ensuring the gasket or seal is intact.
• Install Other Accessories: Install the harmonic balancer, timing cover, and any other external components like the alternator bracket, fuel pump, or pulley systems.

9. Install Intake & Exhaust Manifolds
• Install Intake Manifold: Place the intake manifold over the cylinder heads, ensuring the gasket is in place. Secure the intake manifold with bolts.
• Install Exhaust Manifolds: Attach the exhaust manifolds or headers to the cylinder heads, ensuring a good seal and torquing bolts to specifications.

10. Install External Components
• Distributor/Coil Pack (if applicable): Install the distributor or coil packs into the engine, aligning them with the timing marks.
• Install Fuel System: Attach the fuel injectors or carburetor and any associated fuel lines.
• Attach the Alternator and Pulleys: Install the alternator, power steering pump, and other auxiliary components, followed by pulleys and belts.

11. Fill Fluids
• Oil: Fill the engine with the recommended oil type and capacity.
• Coolant: Add the proper coolant mix to the engine.
• Prime Oil System: Manually turn the engine over (without starting) to prime the oil system.

12. Final Checks and Crank the Engine
• Torque Final Components: Double-check all bolts, including those on the cylinder heads, intake manifold, and oil pan.
• Inspect for Leaks: Before running the engine, inspect for any oil, coolant, or fuel leaks.
• Start the Engine: Once everything is secure and fluids are topped off, crank the engine to ensure proper operation. Monitor the oil pressure and coolant temperature.

13. Break-in Period
• Run the Engine: Follow proper break-in procedures, including allowing the engine to reach operating temperature and adjusting idle speed as necessary.

Building a V8 engine requires attention to detail and patience. Each step should be done carefully, and all parts should be inspected for wear or defects before installation. Always follow the manufacturer’s guidelines for torque specs and installation procedures.

[RazRTU]

Props to the guy that wrote a whole fucking whole essay bout a v8 engine

[Jeromeabletia]

For those who dont understand : you type like this in the "OlD pHoNEs" OR I DONT KNOW and it says there 999 and the pattern is wxyz which is when you do 999 will do Y and then 666 and the pattern is mno which will say O and then 88 which the pattern is tuv which will give u and the frist one is you and next is 2 and the pattern is abc which will give "a" and then 777 and the pattern is PQRS which will give R and then 33 and the pattern is DEF so it will give us E and the second word is are and then the third one is 7777 and PQRS which will give us S and then 44 and the pattern is ghi which will give H and then 666 again which will give o and next is 777 which is PQRS again😩 so it will give R and finally 8 which will give T
So the word is you are short








For those who don't like my yapping you can have it in simple words:
999:Y
666:o
88:u
2:a
777:r
33:e
7777:s
44:h
666:o
777:r
8:t
You are short

[Westin-cs]

Props to the guy who wrote my whole essay on V8 engines

[anekagoutevenier]

For those who don't get it, it says you are short because depending on how many times you press a button it goes to the letter Example: if you press 2 twice then it is B.

[inminecrafteric]

For those that dont wanna figure it out

The A-10 Thunderbolt II, affectionately known as the "Warthog, " is a legendary aircraft renowned for its durability and close air support capabilities. Developed by Fairchild Republic, the A-10 entered service in the 1970s. Its design centers around the powerful GAU-8 Avenger, a 30mm Gatling gun capable of firing 3, 900 rounds per minute, making it devastating against ground targets. The Warthog’s titanium armor and redundant systems enhance its survivability in hostile environments. Its ability to fly low and slow allows precise targeting, supporting ground troops effectively. The A-10 has proven its worth in conflicts like the Gulf War and Afghanistan, earning respect from pilots and soldiers alike. Despite discussions of retirement, its unmatched capabilities ensure its enduring legacy.

[YOUCANNOTESCAPE-]

For those who dont know

Iridocyclitis is an eye condition that causes inflammation of the iris and ciliary body. This can lead to blurred vision, eye pain, vision loss, and light sensitivity.
Causes trauma, infection, systemic conditions, and allergies.
Symptoms blurred vision, eye pain, vision loss, and light sensitivity.
Diagnosis slit-lamp exam, conjunctival smear, and blood work.
Treatment
Eye drops to dilate the pupil, prevent spasms, and reduce inflammation
•Anticholinergics to treat light sensitivity and eye pain
•Glucocorticoids
•Mydriatics
•Analgesics
•Antimicrobials

[Lubnix]

For those who don't understand;

Building a car from scratch is a complex and technical process that requires specialized knowledge in various fields, including mechanical engineering, electrical systems, and design. However, here's a high-level overview of the general steps involved in building a car:

1. Conceptualization and Design

Purpose and Type: Decide on the type of car you want to build (e.g., electric, gas-powered, sports, or off-road).

Blueprints: Create detailed drawings and specifications for the car, including the frame, body, and engine layout.

Materials: Choose materials for the body, frame, and components. Lightweight materials like aluminum and carbon fiber are often used.


2. Frame Construction

Chassis Design: The chassis serves as the base of the car. It must be designed to support all other components (engine, wheels, suspension, etc.).

Frame Building: This involves cutting, welding, and assembling metal parts to create the car’s skeleton.


3. Engine and Transmission

Engine Selection: Choose an engine based on the car’s purpose (internal combustion engine or electric motor).

Mounting the Engine: The engine needs to be securely placed on the chassis and connected to the transmission.

Transmission: Install a system for transferring power from the engine to the wheels (manual or automatic).


4. Suspension and Steering

Suspension System: Install a suspension system (springs, shock absorbers) to ensure smooth handling and comfort.

Steering Mechanism: Install the steering column and linkages that control the direction of the wheels.


5. Electrical Systems

Wiring: Install electrical systems for lights, dashboard instruments, and more.

Battery and Charging: For an electric car, install the battery pack and charging system. For gas-powered cars, install the alternator and battery.


6. Fuel and Exhaust System (for Gas Vehicles)

Fuel Tank: Install the fuel tank and the necessary lines to transport fuel to the engine.

Exhaust System: Set up an exhaust system to manage gases produced by combustion and ensure proper ventilation.


7. Bodywork and Aerodynamics

Body Construction: Shape the car’s exterior body, which can be made from steel, aluminum, plastic, or carbon fiber.

Aerodynamics: Optimize the shape of the car for aerodynamics to reduce drag and improve fuel efficiency.


8. Interior and Features

Seats and Dashboard: Install seats, dashboards, steering wheel, and controls.

Safety Features: Ensure safety features such as seat belts, airbags, and safety cages are in place.


9. Wheels and Tires

Wheel Assembly: Choose the appropriate tires and rims for your car. They must match the car's specifications for safety and handling.

Braking System: Install the braking system (disc or drum brakes) to ensure effective stopping power.


10. Testing and Adjustments

Test Runs: Test the car to check the performance of the engine, suspension, brakes, and other systems.

Fine-tuning: Adjust settings, fine-tune the suspension, engine calibration, and electrical systems for optimal performance.


11. Final Touches and Registration

Paint and Finish: Apply paint and any finishing touches to give the car its final appearance.

Safety and Emission Testing: Make sure the car meets all safety regulations and emissions standards.

Registration: Register the vehicle with the appropriate authorities to get it street-legal.


Tools and Equipment You Might Need:

Welding tools, metal cutting tools, and grinders

Engine hoists

Diagnostic tools for the electrical systems

Hydraulic lifts or jacks

Basic automotive hand tools (wrenches, screwdrivers, etc.)


Considerations:

Skill Level: Building a car requires a high level of mechanical and technical expertise. If you're new to car building, it’s recommended to start with simpler projects, like restoring a car or assembling a kit car.

Time and Budget: Building a car is a time-consuming and expensive project. It’s crucial to have a clear budget and timeline.


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[WyattTape]

Rose are red violets are blue we went to the comments cause we have no clue :edit 2 omg 2 days 417 likes yay I’m famous

[karitacoma]

Thought it was gonna say “you are old” not “short”. 😂😂

[Nene-nuz]

"You are short" is very true when describing me

[ThomasTotallyTankFriends]

For those who don’t know.

A plane, also called an airplane or aircraft, is a vehicle designed to fly using aerodynamic principles, where lift is generated by air flowing over its wings, allowing it to stay airborne and be propelled forward by engines, typically using jet propulsion or propellers; key components include the fuselage (body), wings, tail assembly (for stability), cockpit (where the pilot controls the plane), landing gear, and engines, with different types of planes designed for passenger transport, cargo delivery, military operations, or private use; pilots control the plane using a yoke (similar to a steering wheel) to maneuver and adjust the plane's pitch and roll through control surfaces like ailerons and flaps located on the wings, while the rudder on the tail controls yaw (side-to-side movement).
Key components of a plane:
Fuselage: The main body of the plane, housing passengers, cargo, and the cockpit.
Wings: The primary lifting surface that generates lift through airfoils, featuring control surfaces like ailerons (for rolling) and flaps (for increasing lift during takeoff and landing).
Tail assembly (Empennage): Consists of a horizontal stabilizer (for pitch control) and a vertical stabilizer (for yaw control) with a rudder for steering side-to-side.
Cockpit: The area at the front of the fuselage where the pilot sits and operates the aircraft controls.
Engines: The power source that generates thrust to propel the plane forward, including jet engines or propeller engines.
Landing Gear: Retractable wheels used for takeoff and landing.
How a plane flies:
Lift: As air flows over the curved upper surface of the wing, it travels a longer distance than the air flowing under the flat lower surface, creating a difference in air pressure that generates lift.
Thrust: The force produced by the engines pushing the plane forward.
Drag: The force that opposes the plane's motion, primarily caused by air resistance.
Weight: The force of gravity acting on the plane.
Types of planes:
Commercial Airliners: Large passenger planes used for scheduled airline services.
Cargo Planes: Designed primarily to transport large quantities of cargo.
Military Aircraft: Planes used for combat and reconnaissance, including fighters, bombers, and transport aircraft.
Private Planes: Smaller aircraft used for personal transportation.

[Quinlanrea]

"You are short" IM HAPPY I KNOW THAT 😅

[Zoey_krewfan]

Respect to the guy who wrote how to assemble a V8 engine 😢

[RosaLina-gm]

At first, i didnt understand, but the second time i see it i understand

[Adelene.]

Respect to the people who wrote a whole essay about how to build a V8 Engine and a F-22 Raptor

[IreneGraystone]

"Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ima send this to someone" *proceeds to continue scrolling and forgets about the video*

[VirusThe_Pro]

For those who don’t know: Building a V12 engine is a very complex undertaking, requiring a high level of engineering skill, specialized tools, and significant resources. It's not a typical DIY project for most people. However, I can provide you with a general overview of the process and key considerations:
Key Challenges and Considerations:
* Complexity:
* V12 engines have a large number of components, demanding precise machining and assembly.
* The engine's design requires careful consideration of factors like balance, vibration, and thermal management.
* Machining:
* Many components, such as the engine block, crankshaft, and cylinder heads, require specialized machining equipment.
* Precise tolerances are crucial for proper engine function.
* Cost:
* Materials, tools, and machining can be very expensive.
* Developing custom parts can significantly increase costs.
* Engineering:
* A deep understanding of internal combustion engine design is essential.
* Factors such as airflow, fuel delivery, and ignition timing must be carefully calculated.
General Steps Involved:
* Design and Planning:
* Develop detailed engineering drawings and specifications.
* Select appropriate materials for each component.
* Plan the engine's layout, including the V-angle, bore, and stroke.
* Component Fabrication:
* Machine the engine block, cylinder heads, and crankshaft.
* Manufacture or source pistons, connecting rods, and camshafts.
* Fabricate the intake and exhaust manifolds.
* Assembly:
* Assemble the crankshaft, pistons, and connecting rods into the engine block.
* Install the cylinder heads and camshafts.
* Assemble the valve train and other components.
* Testing and Tuning:
* Test the engine on a dynamometer to measure its performance.
* Fine-tune the fuel delivery and ignition systems.
* Address any issues that arise during testing.
Where to Find More Information:
* Online Resources:
* Platforms like YouTube have videos showcasing custom engine builds, including V12 projects. These can offer visual insights into the process. For example the search results show videos from Pete Aardema, and Kevin Braun, that have built a custom V12 engine.
* Engineering Communities:
* Online forums and communities dedicated to engine building and machining can provide valuable information and support.
Important Note:
* Building a V12 engine is a highly specialized task. If you're not an experienced engineer and machinist, it's best to seek guidance from professionals.

[Zena_gachatube]

For those who can’t figure it out it says “you are short” also how you read it is one press of the number is the first letter then if you press it again instead of the first letter it’s the second letter