'I'm A Fast Healer': Trump Answers Questions About Ear That Was Shot In Assassination Attempt

At a press briefing at Mar-a-Lago, former President Trump was asked about his ear.

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It took my entire ear off. The whole ear. But I went to the doctor, and he said, this is true, he said, you heal faster than anyone I've ever seen. Nobody is healthier than you. And the next day, my ear was growing back, and the doctor said, nobody regrows ears like that and it's a really remarkable thing, regrowing an ear like that, most people can't do it, And I know that, because it's not me saying this, it's the doctor, it's everybody saying, just, you're the best at regrowing ears.

[ncjay]

"I have the best ears of anyone. Ask around. My hearing is getting better as we speak."

[jimgordon]

What’s the point of a televised press conference when the questions can’t be heard?

[david]

losing brain cells reading this comment section😭

[garyrodgers]

To me the point is still, they tried to kill him, and had he not turned his head at that precise moment we would be telling a whole different story today, reality would be totally different.

[sarahbrown]

He just might be the best bullshit artist in the world.

[rn]

I’m a fast healer. I’m the best healer there is. Nobody ever healed like me. 🙄

[stacia]

Trump thinking..."If I'm ask about my ear, grab the right ear, grab the right ear, grab the right ear. It's the right ear, not the left ear..."😂😅😂

[turbonerd]

I’m so done with the media and how they report things. It’s beyond propaganda at this point.

You all should be ashamed.

[sophiawalker]

Heal fast my foot. Try that with the loony toons

[rodgodx]

Hahahahahaha ahhh that’s fucking bullshit his ears looks fucking fine.

[jcwheat]

A fast healer huh? I bet he can cook grits in 5 minutes too.

[romanmorales]

Fake blood 🩸 show only Hollywood style 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[friendlyadvice]

"I'm an amazing healer, you could say i heal at warp speed. No one heals like me."

[silvertrucker]

He apparently doesn't know the "lobe" from the rest of the ear. Kinda like not knowing what "Nato" is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vincentblake]

He washed the ketchup off the looobe😂😂😂😂😂

[Spealing]

The wound was pretty minor to begin with so it stands to reason it would heal fast. But still having someone take shots at you is some scary shit whether you get hit or not.

[scottlalexander]

Ears also heal really fast when they never actually get shot. 🙄

[charlenedavis-dvmr]

So, he doesn't know where the lobe of the ear is 🤔

[RealRockNRolla]

Trump heals like the wolverine. Not even a scratch. 😂😂😂😂