Here's How Trump Spends 60% Of His Day

Donald Trump took to Twitter during his 'Executive Time' to explain how he spends his 'Executive Time.'

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[BookishNaiad]

Amidst all the 45 jokes, I truly love the digs at Mike Pence.

[marymerry]

We really can't get through a tweet without something being misspelled?
You killed it tonight Stephen!

[yelkaskamara]

I can’t believe I was part of that cheerful crowd today ❤️❤️❤️ He’s super funny. Thanks, #stephencolbert #lagcc for making my dream come through

[claudetteholloway]

Who else likes the way Stephen says "Dot, dot, dot???

[smirk-in-progress]

I'm 34... I have four presidents in my memory. 2 Democrats that were at least well-spoken and seemed intelligent during speeches... And 2 Republicans that seemed like total idiots. *SMH*

[Dayman]

Nice to see Trump taking a break from taking a break

[DylanJamesCabo]

Stephen reading Trump's tweets never gets old 😂

[artbyjes]

The Trump Method: 1.) Create problem. 2) Pretend you’ve solved problem. Repeat, alternating with KFC and hamberder executive snack time.

[pdoylemi]

*_"Don't take vacations. What's the point? If you're not enjoying your work, you're in the wrong job. -- Think Like A Billionaire"_* - Donald Trump.
We agree Donald - you're in the wrong job, so why don't you just quit already? If you took any more time off, White House staff would forget what you look like.

[thillaisaravanan]

The guy laughing in the background at 2:30, whoever you are, I want to thank you. Your laugh combined with the punch line always manages to makes me laugh till I have tears in my eyes.

[Zanryu]

The quote Futurama about "Executive":
"It's a meaningless title, but it helps insecure people to feel better about themselves." *blends in Names of Executive Producers*

[Made-iTLookEZ]

Who misses having an actual President😢

[maces]

5.7 billion for a wall? How about 5.7 billion for schools and infrastructure. Educate the young and fix America. Mr President!

[MissBlueEyeliner]

That Star Wads reference, I love when Stephen geeks out a little 😂💕

[VianneyCreates]

Again, can you imagine what they'd be saying if this was Obama's sched???

[Varrig]

Compulsive liars usually present the truth as an exact opposite of reality.

[MRayner]

Today, Trump tweeted “No president ever worked harder than me (cleaning up the mess I inherited)!” If he doesn’t realize that’s patently false in every respect and is simply lying (as he does the way most folks breathe), then he’s completely delusional and needs to be immediately removed from office under the 25th Amendment for being mentally unfit.

[RetroBackslash]

I'm sure that Trump genuinely 'thinks' that watching Fox is actually work on his part.

[TimeandMonotony]

That Minnesota weather looks like the past few days here in Washington state, except we're not used to it.

[mmartinezPhysics]

America: I don't believe things can get worse than the 35-day Shutdown and the blackface scandals from the last few weeks...

Trump: Hold my -beer- Diet Coke...