Tactical garden trowel

[erickjesusburciaga]

Imagine being in a sword fight and some guy brings a garden trowel and you still die

[shootstraight]

The man that said, "I'd rather be a warrior in a garden than a gardner in a war, " has never seen that dude

[cinderwolf]

I love that he took a reply, didn't address it at all and instead just showed off this sick trowel move, and we don't even mind

[IbisVilen]

Maybe I'm just bloody stoned but I can't believe how hypnotically this clip sings. Each beat is perfectly timed and the echo of the metal just seamlessly melds into each grip, release, and entry. Dance a hella tango to that beat.

[overdynamic]

I don’t know what bros training for. But he’s ready.

[sidneybanksii]

"You are using a 9mm Beretta, It can be defeated using a garden trowel."

[manukashyap]

"It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war".
This guy: Are you sure about that?

[a.s.h.]

I’m such a nerdy fan girl for this guy… even as a grown ass man myself.

It’s like he has some kind of freaking masculine superpowers and his hands operate on some level of dexterity I didn’t know I was missing!

[jacciswacc]

He’s done having the plants protect his house from zombies.

[deathhancox]

Everybody gangster till the garden trowel has loyalty III on it.

[TheCameraManSince]

"Remember, switching to your trowel is always faster than reloading."

[brandonjefferson]

Screw bringing a knife to a gun fight this man's coming with trowels and walks away victorious

[scelebob]

Favourite part about this is that the dude DOESN'T answer. Just shows someone asking a question, no answer, and still does what he does best. King.

[seanforker]

It's better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.

[matthewwind]

Remember. Switching to your gardening tool is faster than reloading

[Michael-icts]

He probably learnt that technique from fighting off zombies at his backyard

[jiquerez]

I've been watching this for half an hour now and he catches it EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

[NeoRacer]

The only guy who can use the same tool to harvest both crops and souls no matter what weapon his opponent tries using to fight back

[EvilMastermind]

Never thought I'd see a real life reload animation for a throwing weapon...

[JONGUERRY]

Straight up NINJA ! "Hawkeye calling eagles nest. All clear, no threats, just a few gardeners. (gurgle) "