Cider Bros Unite

Beverage bullies begone.

[klando]

Eminem if he grew up in a suburban neighborhood

[RetroCornish]

I come back to this far too frequently

[arrontaylor]

Ok bud. You can't just lay this down and NOT expect us all to want a full version on a streaming app.

[dysnomiaA]

The love child of Eminem and Weird Al.

[robertovillacortaguerra]

This gives 2012 epic rap battle of history energy

[Mr.Chicken-fkfm]

“Hoist your choice of poison”
Truer words have never been spoken.

[JeremyAir-eelv]

“Just lemme sip a tipple of the citrus, without questioning my masculine interests”. Best line I have ever heard

[grim-dl]

"my drinks like marriage; sweet but no head" 😭😭

[slayer]

Therapist: suburban Eminem isn't real you don't have to be scared
Suburban Eminem:

[Runsofourlives]

"Swilling rotten apples, that's hardcore" Hard core= hard cider, apple core.

[langleymiller]

This feels more early 2010’s internet…and I love it.

[mushroooom]

This song is more than a year old yet everyone is finding it just now

[Lucia-nioz]

Can we just admire the fact that he edited the light refraction of the cider

[Therian_Puppy]

Cider: still delicious as it gets warm

Beer: gets worse as it gets warm

[commediaDollArte]

rhyme scheme: PEAK
cadence: PEAK
what the fuck i need a full version

[Appello.]

”Just lemme sip a tipple o the citrus” sounded so good

[awerty]

People don't realise how extraordinarily STRONG straight cider is. Far stronger than any beer when your drinking it on the farm

[alittlekittycat]

This is giving me old school weird Al Yankovic

[MiXBOY.]

Yooo “just let me sip a triple of the citrus” that’s just such an intricate sentence

[skarmex]

I always laugh at my beer drinking bros. My cider is 8%, and their beer is 4.5... "Who's the b**ch now?!" 😂😂