Slipknot stops babies crying!

Psychosocial the ultimate tune to stop your baby crying. Well it works for us anyway :-)

It was a happy accident that I discovered this tune stopped my daughter crying! It worked every time, I tried other songs from other bands and other Slipknot tunes. Nothing worked!! Psychosocial was the TUNE!!!

[AxelCross]

20 yrs later:
"Why do you like Slipknot so much?"
"Dunno."

[SkyThePegasus]

Plot twist: The baby was practicing its death metal scream

[kylesmith]

Mom: is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: it's a metal head
Mom: ah what

[pcdrumz]

Infants and metal vocalist have this natural mutual respect for screaming going back centuries ago. This dad is clearly an educated historian of some kind.

[xbenas]

“How to calm a baby”
Google: hug the baby and swing gently
Bing:

[sehrishkhalid]

Me: How to calm a crying baby?

YouTube: Do you have slipknot?

[J-Rod]

This gives a whole new meaning to “ROCKING A BABY!”

[angelsjoker]

She wasn't crying, she was passionately screaming the intro for the music!

[jirya]

Moms water breaks:

Baby: I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT!!!

[desensitizedtv]

I have a theory that Metal has this effect on babies because there are a lot of different, strange sounds happening, piquing the child's interest, and many times a simple, pounding groove, like a heartbeat, similar to what they'd hear in the womb once the hearing is developed.

[sorasarielcl]

Baby: *cries*
*Slipknot plays*
Baby: "I am no longer a child but a man of culture."

[prutabensmund]

How did they know?

How did youtube know I woke up today thinking: "I want to see slipknot stop a baby from crying"

[HavensThom]

Plot twist: The baby was actually crying because he turned off Slipknot.

[bigb]

The fact this guy is still loving comments is amazing

[Syd-ezz]

Yes, that's why depressed people listen to them... To stop crying.

[rudyattacks]

Its so rad to see babies rocking out! Slipknot was the only thing that could calm my baby girl down when she was months old

[rsolsjo]

Aw, she reminds me of myself as a teenager. Crying and listening to Slipknot to feel better.

[ArpeggioPegasusMusic]

Baby : *cries*
Corey Taylor : "No, I don't think so."

[sierracollins]

We know what her mom listened to when she was pregnant.

[r.e.d.docena]

"Say daddy!"

Baby: PSYCHOSOCIAL!