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[adrianblood]

Anybody gonna talk about the "tail" at the end being a butt plug😂

[pizzastranger]

“Killed by a satellite” sounds like a Gravity reference

[bruh-bxpz]

"When ur unlucky and lucky at the same time"

[kozmabenettgaming]

"Being single forver" thats me

[konoveldorada]

Killed in a plane: *Exists.*
Joseph Joestar: *Why are you guys looking at me?*

[yeoldpepsi]

"being born with a tail"
Image: 🤔

[walmartgosu]

"Stay single forever"

Me who wants to be single forever:

[beastv]

Funny how i know 2 dudes who lost their peni-
The one in 72k chance R.I.P

[thedemonunderyourbed]

"Stay single forever"
Me a aromatic person:

[jha]

“If you appear on this more than once you are unlucky”

If I did, I wouldn’t be here silly

[malsawmzuali]

Man i search up 'why am i so unlucky' and realise how lucky i am

[dubo]

*I’ve never dropped my phone in the toilet before.*

[ows]

No one’s noticed the being alone forever. So far so good !

[did..]

I wouldn’t say that going to prison is unlucky because you make yourself do it, it’s not chance. And stop bringing up false arrests because even if it were false arrests that number wouldn’t be that high. Plus, read the description before coming at me 😂

[anobsessedrangersfan_]

I would say I’m the opposite of unlucky. I’ve survived cancer… TWICE, I beat a 50 day coma and a foot surgery.

[anick]

The only one I’ve had is breaking multiple bones at once

[michaelafton]

Pfft

William afton lost 3 kids LOLL

[OtherDillusion]

Wait I think I see a star
Oh wait it looks like a satell…

[eneshablah]

Me: being born on Friday the 13th 2009

[jwal]

The brain tumour one is very dependent on what type of tumour it is, for example the pylocystic Astrocytoma is a 0.0014% chance of developing, which is a lot less than the 1% that the video suggested