Nuclear 3 Stage Strobe Rocket

[LiMiNAL_]

The best fireworks are the ones that make you say "yeah there's no way that's legal"

[aliendestroyer]

Every day, the line between firework and missile gets thinner

[td_tv]

"What type of firework so you want?"
"National Guard response."

[nottox-tox]

“Which firework would you like?”
“ICBM please”

[krilin]

bro's out there casually lauching a Javelin Missile in the hood

[seangonzales]

"How would you like your fire work?"

"Enough to trigger national security"

[TR_Designs]

The veterans in that block must of had some wild flashbacks when they saw/heard that

[Kingdom_Of_Erusea]

"What firework grade you want?"

"Anti aircraft"

[gnarfarmer]

never seen a firework with its own countdown

[CourierFNV]

“How over the top should the firework be?” “Enough to trigger a response from the national guard”

[kjsciacca]

Legitimately one of the coolest fireworks I’ve ever seen.

[vontar]

when you need to make absolutely sure the entire city police force is summoned to your location.

[Yourlocalhuman]

Bro literally pulled out that Iron dome missile and called it a firework 💀

[arnaud]

Bro just became a German V1 rocket from WW2

[I_loveaviation_edits]

"What Firework Do U Wanna Buy"


Me:THE TACTICAL ONES

[davidgrant]

You know you got the good fireworks when the National Guard shows up.

[PCHaresh]

Damn, Americans have fireworks that are fancier than my country's military equipment

[kg_lucio]

You know it's a good fire work when it makes you think " oh shit it's not stoping"

[KiraAsakura]

You know it's a good firework when the Geneva Convention bats an eyebrow.

[gaz]

Bro really be celebrating 4th of July with a miniature ICBM ☠️