Trump's Dumb 'Hall Of Presidents' Request

Another White House insider wrote a tell-all book, this one detailing what Donald Trump wanted his robotic likeness to say in the Hall of Presidents.

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[DamnItHeadJedi]

Thank you so much Colbert show. You guys are true American heroes in our time of need. I thoroughly appreciate y’all.

[WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

In Space, No one can hear you collude



I kid. There's tapes.

[jonobester]

I think we need a Constitutional Amendment to abolish the electoral college and establish election by popular vote. And a mental competency requirement to be allowed to vote.

[gamepapa]

"...Arizona State rep and exactly what you thought she looked like..."

That, sir, will go down in history as one of the greatest joke of all time, right next to "The Trump Presidency."

[laurischoolmarm]

Um, yes, well, now I'm even more humiliated to have him as POTUS.

[Aspiringamoeba]

NASA You fool you should have just said yes and taken the funding, he’d have forgotten about it next week

[MartinPoulter]

"Space Station, this is your President". He didn't realise that it's an *International* Space Station, even though it's right there in the name?

[CooperAATE]

I'm upset that before he said it, I thought, "that's exactly what I thought she'd look like."

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, COLBERT

[gloriacook]

JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. Stephen just can’t get enough of Trump .. So much material and not enough time . God bless America. You need it.

[PaddleAsia]

Disney should get a clip of Trump saying, "Mexico will pay for it!" in an endless loop to a laugh track.

[loriwbahadur]

Hahaha... "Exactly what you thought she'd look like!". He sends me!

[BohoStitcher]

"Are there Space Muellers?"
I'm DEAD!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ColdCanuck]

"But is there any way we could do it by the end of my first term?"

Surely you can't still be deluded enough to think that you'll get a second term?

[MLGGAMR]

Flight to mars by his first term? Does that mean that he’s not confident he’s gonna get the re-election? Thank god.

[ReBStreetWise]

At this point.... its hard to tell what the show’s writers came up with and what actually happened!!😂🤣🤯

[tarvisantabusta]

Please, United States of America. I love your country and I've had personal experience as to how wonderful people many of your exchange students are ... but please, do not let this Trump disaster happen again.

- A normal citizen of an European country

[bmolitor]

the bit about Benjamin Franklin, I was spinning my wheels to keep up, and so was the audience, whooot!

[jzamb]

Wow! I'm so excited. Our president may get to go to Mars. Please make it a one way trip. And make it happen soon!

[NewMessage]

You can't tax what nobody pays for anymore.

[jamgart]

Stephen always makes me laugh, but this was a proper laugh out loud moment!
..’exactly what you thought she’d look like’