Hey Nintendo, the eShop Sucks.

What happened to the Nintendo Switch eShop? It's full of shovelware, Luigi Content, and mobile games. It's slow, laggy and horrible to use. There are no filters, algorithms, or worst of all, shop music. Please fix this for the Nintendo Switch 2.

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[BeatEmUps]

What happened to the eShop? Do you guys have any fixes for my issues or other complaints?

[KrimsonKattYT]

The worst part is that most of these "Luigi games" clearly use AI generated "art." Not even original Luigi. Complete and utter garbage.

[zacharymccoy]

The hardest game Nintendo ever made was navigating the Eshop itself.

[Belzabond]

Oh man, I thought the slowness was just my internet. That's really bad

[Blueybeak]

thing is, they would never add a sexual content filter because that would mean they are acknowledging that there is sexual content on the eshop

[asteria]

I hate having these Luigi games shoved into my son's face. The kids are actually aware of their nature and have their own expression for them: "Sussy games". Nintendo needs to step up and filter these out by default.

[evamarias]

I’m still disappointed that they REFUSE to have a “Cart” function. I hate having to choose between:
- buy multiple games individually and risk my card locking up because my bank thinks fraud is happening with all these Nintendo transactions at once (this has happened before and I had to call my bank)
- do extended math to calculate the approximate price of what I want to get, only to remember I can only put 50$ of 100$ with no inbetween unless I want to do problem 1 again.
Just give us a Cart Nintendo. Make me giving you money EASIER pls.

[Chickapooza]

I tried to filter the Luigi content on my little sister's switch and it wouldn't let me the fact that Nintendo is exposing kids to this is absolutely insane they need to fix this

[mrmctoasty]

The nintendo switch eshop is the only place where I can find peppa pig and hentai world next to each other.

[Jerry_quesoso]

Man, these AI bros are an absolute plague, even Steam has this issue with lazy AI generated Luigi games.
Nintendo really needs to step up and give users the option to filter this slop, because trust me, it'll get worse.

[MataNataM]

Fun fact: the switch EShop isn’t actually a native app.
It’s basically a website running inside a custom made browser.

[Toxicbee]

People who skipped the part where he explained what Luigi content is are gonna be so confused

[coldcoffeegaming]

Opening the eshop on the TV in front of family is just the most mortifying thing now. The incompetence needed for it to get to this point is astounding.

[evanstar]

I've noticed that a lot of the Shovelware and Luigi Content games use AI Generated art in the thumbnails as your scrolling by. Imagine being an indie developer putting out a genuine hidden gem and it gets buried by AI Shovelware garbage. Here's to hoping the Switch 2 eShop isn't a laggy unmoderated mess.

[cassidyreid]

Steam purposely has adult content off and something you need to turn on for every account, which is what nintendo needs.

[juliab]

I never understood why the Great Deals' page didn't show you first the games you have in your wishlist that are on sale… As if Nintendo didn't know how capitalism works.

[nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel]

I feel like the Eshop is turning into a mobile game store rather than a console game store if that makes any sense

[dennyadol]

The fact I gotta pay 70 dollars for a game plus taxes and I still gotta pay a subscription to play it? just horrible

[peterreed]

I hate seeing Luigi content on my switch

Luigi’s Mansion 3 was bad enough, but Luigi’s Mansion 2 was just too much.

And now they’re releasing a new Mario and LUIGI game? Disgusting

[riesonomura]

some of the art for the... Luigi content games is blatantly AI too 💀