Canned Scottish Haggis Sausage

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[senmetwo]

The grinder yearns for poutine. It dreams nightly of fried potatoes, cheese curds, and gravy.

[ForeverDunking]

the hesitation to call it a 0 because you gave cat food a higher score LOL

[just_a_stump]

Today's 'Will it Blow' may have received 4 Mark Ruffalos, but in comparison, the sound it made could have easily been awarded 7

[CommanderGumball]

That was an upsettingly accurate description of stepping on cold morning cat puke.

[exactlyants]

God, him dropping the sausage between the stove guard thing was absolutely catastrophic, that stove is never gonna recover from that

[sergioventura]

There’s no way Mr. sausage doesn’t know the lyrics to 500 miles it has to be a joke

[NeoncloudFF]

That has to be the most "looney toons"-esque WIB I've ever heard. 3:51

[drxgonoma]

This had to have been one of the best Will It Blows of all time. The sound alone got me.

[Oaisus]

Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 59

[LatteLobster]

The cat throwing up experience really hits

[alopexau]

"Mystery Sausage Theater 3000" might be my favourite Boxalo boxart yet, and the sound effect on that will it blow was magical.

[lVlrMeme]

As a Scottish person seeing this was the happiest moment of my life. My hopes were quickly dashed.

[Auguste]

i’m never going to mentally recover after that sausage drop

[thisisjankedup]

That "will it blow" deserved a 5/5 mark ruffalo score from the sound it made alone

[juneBug]

fun fact; the reason animal lungs can't be sold for consumption in the US is because it's basically impossible to clean em in any meaningful way, and it's considered safer and cheaper to simply not sell them

[boaz_macphereson]

The sound on today's Will It Blow was truly something.

[malk]

RIP toaster oven, the sausage might have gotten an extra point if you were used.

[RWxAshley]

That Printer Ink is a business expense that they can't deny.

[DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I _adore_ haggis. The description tends to gross people out, especially if you mention the “cooked in a sheep’s stomach” part (modern commercial haggis tends to replace that with a plastic bag, which works just as well) but the moment I tried it I was converted for life.

[FinalRedirect]

The way it continued to spray hot haggis out in a stream after it was dropped was awful. Truly a visceral reaction from this one Mr. Sausage. 10/10