r/agedlikemilk | These just didn't age well...

looking at some r/agedlikemilk top posts with Lumo on reddit, hope you enjoyed.

[Runedragonx]

r/AgedLikeMilk: "What have you for me today?"
OP: "Cheese..."

[poke-talia]

... who's gonna tell 'em?
"Aged like a fine glass of wine"
A glass of wine, not a sealed bottle. It's exposed to air.
If the wine doesn't evaporate away first ... vinegar. It'll become vinegar. You're becoming vinegar.
Edit: typo

[yourlocalcashregister]

I can confirm that comment about CollegeHumor, the only thing that’s been coming from Dorkly since last year was realistic pokedex

[beetom]

"What the hell is happening in texas?"
as someone currently living in texas, we have no fucking idea either and never have.

[lopesinho]

Minecraft: *aged like wine*
Minecraft community: *aged like milk*

[kerricaine]

the japan earthquake one, the guy is a local hobby meteorologist who's known for sometimes being more accurate than the weather network. and when you're dealing with weather as volatile as atlantic canada, well....
dude's also got like, his own action figure and one of the local chip companies has a flavour named for his catchphrase.

[TheBlackBrickStudios]

“Polar vortex completely missed Washington.”
Looks outside to our foot and a quarter of snow on top of a part of the state where the topography looks like a bowl of freshly beaten mashed potatoes...
“Mhm, tell me more...”

[pspdude]

the texan wind turbines didn't freeze. the oil and natural gas plants that make elictricity froze because they were never prepped for winter scenarios like this. wind turbines are literally used on antarctica.

[goatyboy]

Hi, Texen here, *the water is gone, the electricity is gone, and the shelves are emptier than they were at the beginning of covid. We are going through our own apocalypse.*

[ToxRadio]

Man, talking about polar vortexes hits different when it’s been snowing all day

[hiiamelecktro]

8:11 that reminds me of a jrpg where the consuls are represented by anime girls.

Each has their own nation and of course a gaming console.

Basically the one representing Playstation was bragging about how their online network is free of charge lol.
Than they made a remake where she did it again.

[Missiletainn]

Valve didn't make anthem though. Bioware did.

[Damascene_]

LUMO ALSO WATCHES THOSE JAPANESE BUNNY VIDEOS YES YES

[PhantomFoxe]

SImple answer for what happened in texas,
The 9th layer of hell decided to take jackfrost on a vacation to the gulf of mexico but
thought that there was too much light pollution.
And that is how I found out what its like to live up north.

[holybananapeel]

"This _bungles_ my _scrungus_ dude"

[SteevOQ]

Yo I just got outta class and you uploaded a video! Feels good :)

[Flamme-Sanabi]

7:34 Basically, your demons haven't devoured you yet, because we protect you by keeping the protective shield, which is Kalbus, alive.

[manoflego]

The commentary on toys not going away is real. For every hour I spend playing video games there's at least a minute of me playing with a yoyo, and about 10 working on a model kit.

[shadow_shine]

You speak clearly enough for captions to almost perfectly follow.
Also Babylon bee is so funny!

[LamisonJamison]

Lumo just losing it at a picture of cheese is just...hilarious