【Yohioloid】 The Distortionist【Original Song】

Original upload date: April 9, 2017

[moistbugs]

"Something doesn't quite line up" Probably your spine, buddy

[mysteriesneversolve]

Ghost: * brilliant songs with dark meanings *

Also ghost: this is Chris p. And this is Norman Minecraft.

[Oneiro_Moon]

Chris: “I smashed the mirrors”

also Chris: “the mirrors smashed themselves”

[moldycheeseproductions]

GHOST fans:"this song is so deep ;-;"


GHOST:" so I named this guy after an adjective that you may use to describe a chip"

[CZORCH]

In conclusion
Distortionist: I’m very good person
Mirror: no
Distortionist: Whickity Whackity

[yvesen]

Distortionist: *breathes*

Mirrors: *_I’m gonna end this whole mans career._*

[cleosglock]

when your eyes say murderer but your spine says murdered

[mercury-madness]

I think we all know that Christopher's spine isn't doing too good, but has anybody actually thought about the reason GHOST chose to give him twisty abilities?
Personally I think it's symbolism for how he lies to make himself out to be a good person. He twists the truth, and also his spine

Edit: Could also be about how his "true" form is twisted. Or just how he has a "twisted" personality (as in, unpleasant or warped)

[laffytaffy]

Everybody gangsta until the distortionist starts speaking the Minecraft enchantment table language.

[uwumaster]

"nobody's gonna blame me for that"
**gets blamed**
"impossbile, impossbile"

[ElpheltValentinee]

Chris P. = Crispy

But

Chris Pierre= Crispier

Ghost what are you hiding huh ?

[asdfasdf-kbsc]

me: tries to sing the backward part

the demon under my bed: wondering why I want to invade Haiti dual-wielding a banana launcher and a door handle while riding his grandmother's air conditioner

[spadescan]

His voice says "the mirrors did it" but his spine says *"fuck hospital call a priest"*

[theflyingcrane]

This song is the biggest example of “no u” in all of Vocaloid

[shadowbonnie]

Chris: Did you know? That atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives so to answer your question officer, no I did not break those mirrors.

[andlien]

I've come back to this song after a couple years and actually looking at the lyrics now that I'm older and wiser this feels like a story about how when someone who was abused finally fought back and the abuser used that against them to isolate them even further by telling people they hurt them badly before the true victim could tell the truth, which is some truly heinous abuse tactics that I've seen and dealt with before.

[stella_xd]

Ghost: *creates character whose job is to make people uncomfortable*

Comment section: *I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HANDSOME MAN IN MY LIFE-*

[fakeut]

His eyes say the mirror broke itself but his spine says hospital

[InfiniTeaElk]

To me, it sounds like it's about abuse. Abusers often twist words and tell lies and half truths to get others to hate their victim when they try to leave. This makes the victim think it's them that's the monster, a reflection of the abuser, believing only the abuser will love them, despite the harm, and further isolating them from people who care, who will try to help them escape the abuse.

[Skymonslayer]

This character's only personality trait is being horribly abusive and manipulative and y'all are turning him into a Tumblr sexy man