A Clone Meets A Helldiver

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#helldivers2 #clonetrooper #starwars

[nchldmn]

I have the sudden urge to see a Clone wearing a cape...

[goldk]

"Wait did you copy me?"
"uhhhh no? 🥺"

[GusCraft]

C: you have lots of energy

H: it’s because of all these STIMS!

[misterfister]

Sometimes I forget that helldivers are mostly comprised of idiotic adrenaline junkies that live off democracy and bullets

[jasonqueen]

I feel like this particular helldiver has not been to the creek yet

[Ocean.]

"another victory for the right side of history"
-your ship's democracy officer

[Jeksignup]

I hope that 327th trooper was ok after the other helldiver landed on him 1:10

[vladlenvolkov]

1:24
Kotor sith trooper: You are both thieves!

[zack]

That energy comes from all the stims i guess >O>

[aresgodofwar]

Helldiver :For democracy !!!
Clones :For the republic !!

[dabatmanrulz]

“Wow! You have lots of energy! More energy than I have right now”

I didn’t know it was clone relatability Monday

[burk_the_merc]

The HellDivers life expectancy is 2 minutes, they got 30 seconds left.

[kronos]

"Wait did you copy me?!"
"No... i PERFECTED you."

[josephsuh]

It's basically Space British meet Space America. XD

[theonlytnargmatt]

There so much irony in a sequel sith trooper accusing anyone else of copying that you could build a death star out of it.

[doot]

"wait did you copy me?"
*"we enforce the TRUTH. are you questioning super earth?"*

[protion_]

It's funny that a Clone has more free will than a helldiver

[fadelsukoco]

I can imagine the sweet sweet chaos that would ensue from Super Earth and all the systems in the game being transported/finding themselves in the SW galaxy during the Clone Wars.

Simply based on the fact that every player is given their own super destroyer (which would be considered an overarmed corvette by Star Wars standards) and every dead Helldiver is replaced with a new one from the ship's cryopod bays, that means that the forces of Super Earth can offer anywhere between 458, 709 (the all-time peak player count in the game) and over 12 million (number of game copies sold) corvettes, each filled with hundreds of well-equipped, fanatical soldiers willing to drop straight into the field or behind enemy lines and cause as much havoc as possible.

The best way that the Republic could employ the Helldivers (assuming that the Republic and Super Earth made an alliance for the ships and troops in exchange for technology and resources or something) is to send them into Separatist supply lines and hotzones where collateral damage is of minimal concern, letting the Helldivers light a ton of small fires for the CIS to deal with, distracting droid forces enough for the Republic to make more inroads and focus their assets into the most important battles instead of trying to put up a defense everywhere, now that the CIS would be distracted to a degree.

Also, could you imagine how glorious the sight of a Venator opening up to reveal hundreds of Eagle fighters, equipped with all manner of stratagem ordinance, onto an enemy stronghold or army?

[williamfalls]

Ah, the humble Clone Trooper. Back when they knew how to aim and weren't there to be force pushed/choked.

Meanwhile if you force pushed/choked a Helldiver, they're entering a cheat code on their wrist to orbital barrage the location.

[thespacecowboy]

"You're one to talk! You're the one wearing a waist-cape, bro!" I'm dead