The Bizarre Lore of Cocomelon

Today I go over the edge and cover the funny silly funny and goofy baby show for babies that's been responsible for a ton of controversies and opinions! Wowzers trousers!

⭐️Music Used (In Order)

~Tropical Jungle (Sonic 06)
~Chao Garden (Sonic Adventure 2)
~Figure 8 Circuit (Mario Kart DS)
~Bowling (Clubhouse Games)
~Commons (Wizard101)
~Town Hall (Animal Crossing New Leaf)
~Wii Party Menu (Wii Party)
~Greeting (Rhythm Heaven Fever)
~Light Plane (Pilotwings)
~Crimson Isle (Pokemon Legends Arceus)
~Whale Bay (Diddy Kong Racing)
~Mario’s Rainbow Castle (Mario Party)
~Yoshi Star Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy 2)
~Arcanum (Wizard101)
~Wario City (Mario Super Sluggers)
~Underwater Monkey (Super Monkey Ball 2)
~Bowser’s Castle (Super Mario Odyssey)
~Airship (Mario Wonder)
~Seaway (Klonoa 2)
(Outro) Battle Against a Mobile Opponent

Early Era 0:00
Sponsor 2:53
Character Origins 4:07
Industrial Revolution 6:30
Animals Aren't Real 9:35
Cocomelon Lane 12:12
Spinoffs 14:51
JJ Crumbles Society 16:09
Fear of Change 20:44

The Bizarre Lore of Cocomelon

[lanoraphillips]

Choosing to pray that the care bears mentions are foreshadowing for a future vid hehe

[cartoonist_key]

2:24 As a Canadian myself, I can confirm we do all look like HigglyTown Heroes.

[liritlit]

Thank you for shaking the keys during that ad. Because of you, I learned that I can sit through an ad break, and I’ve grown as a person. What was the ad about? Keys, I suppose

[dekucake]

As someone whose sister was obsessed with Care Bears as a kid, I would absolutely love to see you disect Care Bears lore

[defmagica]

The audio dropping and the child staring into my soul was more terrifying than any jump scare you litter the FNAF vid with.

[Salvadorian]

Let's hope this doesn't get marked for kids

[Unfunnyjestr]

So help me god if there’s a multiverse

[TheAwesomness]

Lol the keys jingling to keep our attention during the ad 😂

[apocalypshooper]

CHOOPO HAS LOST HIS MIND

PRAY FOR THE LAD

[Kitty-ewq]

14:01 Very nice of you to provide gameplay for those not participating. 👍 I did go back, closed my eyes, and participated.

[poweroffriendship.]

If Cocomelon isn't bad enough, then the rise of Elsagate and the consequences of weird and disturbing YouTube Kids content has been a disaster to the platform.

[EikaThePlant]

I too vouch for the care bears to be examined, their lore and varrying levels if ability throughout iterations and whether they are dieties, protectors, cosmic entities or simply legends to teach morals has always intrigued me.

[rimfire]

2:29 "My mom told me this is what canadians looked like"
Wow your mom was so based.

[octovinyl]

i feel like choopo is the kinda guy to be able to hold a conversation with people he doesn’t know but when he gets to know you he just spurts facts

[Miami.grackle]

Wow. That was something. I don’t have kids. Most of my friend’s kids are now adults, way to quickly, more rapid than I can even make sense of. So, I was elated to see your video, giving your thoughts on a phenomenon I didn’t get a chance to witness first-hand.
As I was expecting, it was all quite fascinating, full of life, packed with hilarity. The occasional (understandable, and also hilarious) fits of rage are a treat to behold
However, the change in tone in your voice beginning at 21:37 made me feel deeply unsettled. Maybe it’s just me, but my senses skipped a sec, and at once looked straight at the (usually) lovable stick person sitting there. I realized, at this very moment, we are dealing with something serious. Even with my ignorance of the subject, every single video I’ve seen dealing with Cocomellon pissed me off, in one way or another. This time, these feelings are on a whole new level.
I’ve been a dedicated fan since the very first appearance of Bobo. Considering my advanced age, some of your work is difficult to interpret. Being young at heart does help me comprehend, thankfully. Your takes on Candyland and Clifford remain my favorites. This one may be among the strongest contenders. Hope you end up reading this. If so, thank you for everything you do!

[Faniwa]

It's crazy to think Cocomelon isn't illegal. Like having your children watch it should literally be a crime

[prettycheep]

I would like to point out: at 19:25 we see JJ use the ladybug light to create an audience. The individuals in this audience do not come to life. This means the other characters (at least, the human ones) are very likely not of JJs creation. They are simply pre-existing creatures powerless to JJs whimsy, doomed to experience reality as he now sees fit

[deadlyalchemist]

Bro you mentioning Higglytown Heroes unlocked some memories, I used to watch that sometimes as a kid and completely forgot about it’s existence until now lmao

[aynohalopesdealmeida]

2:01 "in this video" now I'm anxious

[CWorthStudios]

This reminds me of the short story "It's a _Good_ Life, " written in 1953 by Jerome Bixby. Omnipotence in the hand of a child- people's every thought and action shaped by a child's idea of what is good, yet also grappling with the inherent cruelty of a child. Subjugated.