POV: You are a Russian Soldier marching through the Appalachian mountains.

When the Russian invaded America, they had to cross the Appalachians. They could never even imagine the horrors of what was hiding in the mountains.

[andrewk]

Appalachia is uniquely at an advantage here because their accents are so thick that even most Americans need subtitles when talking to them.

[RuckusHuckusYT]

Everything is all fun and games until the American Trees start speaking Banjo. *That is the last thing Ivan had heard before the ambush*

[One_Swood_Guy]

Reminds me of that infographic I saw called the idiots guide to invading America. The Appalachian Mountains were labeled guerilla warfares wet dream.

[AevisPrime]

CLETUS, ONE OF THEM FUNNY SPEAKIN FELLERS IS ALAAAIIVE, GRAB THE BUTTER!

[ghosty]

lets be honest hearing a banjo like at the beginning of the vid would be a great way to demoralize the enemy if they knew that every time that tune was played ment attack.

[daichungus]

America: "Now here is a pro-gamer move I borrowed from my former enemy Vietnam"

[xxpsiZlayr]

Live here, can confirm this is exactly what it would sound like. I met a man with a fake eye that had a pink cornea and he put it on my forehead and took a selfie with his flip phone

[Vilverna]

you can hear the sound of machine gun installments and that's very accurate.

[kgblyat]

**banjo string plucked in distance**

Nope.

**drops my entire kit, blindfolds and handcuffs self, and lays face down in a ditch**

[pigeonscantfly]

HOLY SHIT BORIS WHO GAVE THESE OLD MEN GUNS-

[reyaluze]

Skinwalker howells in the distance as night falls

[leahpawlowski]

ah yes the armed well regulated militia just as the founding fathers intended

[perryplaya]

Imagine a military force hiding in the trees helping them fight.. that would put the fear of God in the Russians

[sergeantmarcusstackerM]

Only thing missing is hearing the Rebel Yell every 5 seconds

[sakanig]

When the russian find out that the American tank division isn't even in the milltary

[stephenthompson]

Boris: Hey Ivan..you hear banjo?
Ivan: yes...its sounds like its coming from the tre-BLYAT!

[Northbravo]

Russian notes found afterwards "If you start hearing bingo was his nameo its already too late."

[KommandantGSR]

As someone who lives in kentucky, the people here are kind and sweet, No doubt the Nothing-But-Marines will make a hardened fight but i think the invaders will have a terrible time in the mountains with them Skins and Sasquatches

[sethmyers]

Bro I was laughing so hard I was making dolphin noises

[SCSlime]

I thought the eldritch horror was gonna kill the soldier instead