How to Tie a Tie: A Beginner's Guide

Never learned to tie a tie? Just watch this simple how-to video, you-cough-manchild-cough.

[TheMattShea]

Condescending, but surprisingly helpful. Reminds me of my uncle.

[FridgedShadow]

Funny enough, I’ve used this video since I was legit 13 cause I never learned from my mistakes the first 9 or so times. Now that I’m about to fit into the “20-something” spectrum of Murf’s insults, I can officially say he’s the best dad I never had and I’ve appreciated every condescending, but also unsettlingly accurate remarks he’s made in this specific video throughout the years🖤

[neroXftw]

When does "How to Drink Water" come out? I keep drowning.

[PCDisciple]

Hah that was pretty good. I think a lot of people disliked because they were actually the type of person described in the video... and clicked this actually hoping for a tutorial.

[DavidVonR]

He was completely correct. I'm a 20-something man-child, and my dad was an alcoholic deadbeat who taught me nothing in life. How did he know? 

[benjaminwilde]

I miss POV. Bring the series back, please.

[SebbySenpai]

I can't wait for your 4 part mini series about how to open a tube of Pringles!

[TheChemistryShack]

Hang on, I don't think I'm doing this right. Is the long part supposed to be on fire? 

[EternalSushiMusic]

'Step Two: Do it again because you fucked up'. God DAMN how does he know?! 

[SalemArc]

No dad in the picture, no uncles that lived in state, and my grandfather was blind.

When I finally learned how to, I pre-tied all my neckties and put safety pins in each of them after I take them off to make sure they never come loose.

[Legionborn]

actually it works in both ways
1- it helped me to make a tie
2- it makes me feel that i dont deserve to live in this world anymore

[hectorrivera]

Can you make a tutorial about how to take off a tie without sissors?

[UnboxedCubers]

"I know you're just standing there like a fucking idiot trying to compare lengths." Made my day.

[pokemonchampion]

Instructions not clear, I built a coffee table.

[KanesTheName]

I like to imagine that something bad happened to this guy just before filming. Like, his girlfriend admitted to cheating on him, which is why he seems so passive aggressive in this video. Just that thought made it a little funnier for me.

[KubernetePirata]

I thought this vid will be about tying a tie gone wrong. Wasn't what I expected, it is a good thing!

[jaaqess]

More of this please. That was phenomenally hysterical

[Silverwind]

I CAN'T TIE MY SHOES, BUT I'M NOT A DUMBASS!
*runs away crying*

[Pubstarmie]

Sarcastic humour is the best, loved it.

[LDKxDEF]

Instructions unclear. There's blood everywhere. They're all dead. I tied it to long. The stress got to me. I hear the sirens. The once bright faces of all these children, now riddled with holes and drenched in blood. They are almost upon me now. It serves me right whatever judgement they pass on me. However no punishment would ever be enough to compensate for the the blood on my hands and the strangling tie holds...