If Evil Geniuses Had Common Sense #shorts

#villain #evilgenius #comedy #satire

[hunterselke]

“But I don’t want to cure cancer, I want to turn people in dinosaurs.”

[Emeowy]

The lack of hesitation at the end is a mood

[boxertest]

Anti-gravity, teleportation and time travel, it the trifecta! The man would breath money 😂😂😂

[U.S_Drifter]

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days”

[vladimirvikentije]

*villain, holding his face*
"Ouch, that really hurt. Good thing I had my immortality device on me or otherwise I would be done for"

[dougrowe]

The villains always have the best tech.

[denz]

The guy that killed the genius is the real villain

[Notabot]

"You could be curing cancer with that type of technology"
"But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to be evil "

[calebs_epic]

Using teleportation to skip lines is genius

[justinp]

“Just start a business, that’s more evil than anything you could ever do”

[Ryumaswordgod]

The guy: bullet proof skin?
The villain: bullet proof skin!

[redacted]

"What have you've been doing with teleportation!?"

"I teleported BREAD!"

[moridain]

Thats why supervillains in comics dont ask for money.
They can get money.
They always have Goals of some kind that money can't easily give them.

[pandaray]

This is just Dr. Doofenshmirtz



Edit: Y’all talking about Evil Inc like he isn’t living off his ex-wife’s alimony checks 😂

[srisudharsrinivasan]

Dude: start a business
Nestle: don't give him ideas only i shall be the most evil business

[duncanmcgee]

Demands money even though he regularly teleports into bank vaults

[wyattk]

If you discovered teleportation the auto industry would stop at nothing to eliminate you so I'd have to become a terrifying supervillain too

[VR]

The only difference is that IRL if someone did make something so revolutionary nowadays, they would just go missing

[eraldocoil]

The lack of hesitation was appropriate considering it was just confirmed that it's a reversible action.

[Psycheux_]

"what in the honey bunches of fxxk" is going straight into my vocabulary nyow, thank you~