how executives think we watch movies

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[joeym]

The Answer to "who's in it?" is actually "that one person from the MCU"

[joelthomas]

"The trailer includes a popular song to underline the emotions the film conveys."
"That's good. I need highly literal cues to tell me how to feel at all times."

[the_pinkerton]

Picklesmell is such a classic, watching it makes me want to buy merchandise

[WaddleMoogle]

Bro I just saw the sickest thumbnail. I can't wait to generate engagement to show the algorithm that I need similar content in my feed.

[tetraneo]

When the trailer said “THIS SUMMER, GET READY FOR AN ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE.” I was sold! The studio clearly knows exactly what 18-34 year-old males want.

[jimbrody]

Did you see how the trailer started with the acoustic version of a popular song, then switched to the studio version of the song? Wow! That sure got my attention!

[FearFrontierOFFICIAL]

One thing I also hate about executives is when they make a terrible movie based off of an amazing source material like The Universal Monsters, and then because it sucked, we don't like it, and then they assume that audiences did not want said thing. They can't figure out that if the movie didn't suck, then maybe it would have had a following and warranted more.

[improbablelem]

I can tell this is just him venting about The Fall Guy.

[Walking_Ears]

I can't wait to appreciatively chuckle at every attempted comic relief moment in the movie

[JustCallMeKart]

I love being obligated to watch things being carried by men.

[magictriangle]

That show from the 70's, not to be confused with That 70's Show

[Der_Key]

3 videos in a week?!

HOLY SHIT MAN IS CARRYING YOUTUBE

[GLUBSCHI]

"I need to watch these 5 tv shows to understand anything happening in the movie, of course that makes me want to watch all of those tv shows!"

[MrExplorer]

0:36 Man -Carrying- Obligated to Watch Thing

[Sietse]

Man, I LOVED the joke in the trailer! I think it is not at all concerning that they repeated that joke several times in the trailer and can't wait to watch such a humor filled movie jam packed with humor and even a bit of humor to bring the movie as a whole to the next level! rad!

[Ghostygwen]

“I WANT to be stereotyped, I WANT to be classified” said the drone

[txt]

If the movie is animated:
"Who's in it?"
"A famous actor who has no experience in voice acting but we paid way to much to hire because it's good for marketing"

[da_pikmin_coder]

I remember as a kid my parents would always be 30 minutes early to a movie or more, all because they wanted the best seats.
These days I find myself intentionally being 10-15 minutes late, because every time I get in the theatre early, there's a trailer for a movie I was already hyped for and the trailer reveals +80% of the plot.

[AugustusFGraham]

My dad remembers Picklesmell from his childhood, I feel like Pickle is a family friend. I’m definitely going to see the movie in theaters.

[Tillyard]

“It's a remake of a movie that's not that old, so that makes me want to see it more.”

“Yes, and I'm sure they are not hiding that fact it has something completely original in it like being a musical.”

“No way do we want to see a musical! Should however we be tricked into watching one because the trailer didn't show it, we’re fine with that.”