ADRIAN DITTMAN IS NOT ELON MUSK

ADRIAN DITTMAN IS NOT ELON MUSK

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[LonkinPork]

even with all the evidence, this is less believable than it being Elon. no one man has ever rode meat this hard, it's unprecedented.

[Comrade_Alyosha]

"New evidence suggests-"
"Oh wow, can we see this evidence for ourselves?"
"No."

[Swagprince]

So he's not painfully unfunny because he's Elon, he's painfully unfunny because he's German. It's all starting to add up

[robYT_]

My theory is that it is Elon but he just got so embarrassed by Fortnite Friday that he payed someone to write this article and someone else to pretend to be Adrian

[MayTheFoxBeWithYou]

This is so much sadder than it just being Elon 😶 like....holy shit lol

[celtic]

maybe the real adrian dittman was the friends we made along the way

[cyberamanda]

The chatter who called Adrian hot either needs to immediately see an ophthalmologist or a psychiatrist

[EnigmaticGentleman]

Can we at least agree that Musk was totally watching the ConnorEatsPants stream? That tweet frequency (as well as the topics of the post stream tweets) is just too much of a coincidence, and its just too funny to think about him rage watching it

[nrsrymj]

Until i see a video of them talking to each other in the same room, it's Elon.

[cadmus]

I feel like it would be less sad if it was just Elon

[dirtabd]

Adrian Dittmann sounds exactly like some dumb name Elon would use as a pseudonym.

[GanzotheSecond]

i’m sad it’s over but I don’t think this is the “gotcha” elon and adrian think it is, it’s still pretty pathetic lol

[TMThesaurus]

Personally, I don't find the arguments in that article all that persuasive.

[context_eidolon_music]

Elon Musk is the one speaking on Dittman's account. It really makes no difference if there's an Adrian Dittman. This guy is lying to the public and needs to be fired.

[charalampostsakirides-pala]

So basically, he's a genocidal German coloniser minor oligarch, and not a genocidal South African coloniser top oligarch.

Well, they belong to the same places anyway.

[erin]

I'm an Adrian Dittman truther. I refuse to believe this

[noxteryn]

Adrian being more articulate than Elon could be simply explained by him being more comfortable being a "nobody", while Elon has anxiety over how he speaks, because he knows his exact wording will be scrutinised by the media. In general, people feel less inhibited when anonymous.

[silverwing]

Not surprising, but it needs to be said. This aged worse than milk

[shannonolivas]

Aside from the fact he didn't constantly stutter, I thought it was Elon for sure.

I STILL think it's Elon.

[drunkpaulocosta]

If this isnt Elon. Then why did they find all of Elons DNA around Adrians mouth when they swabbed it?