Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

The sandwich chain says it is 'deeply sorry' if customers mistakenly believed that eating an entire foot of food could somehow be considered healthy.

[devinhallsworth]

"You dont see people eating entire pizzas by themselves."

*nervous sweating intensifies*

[timesmash]

Well, according to the serving size on a box of mac n' cheese, I'm a family of eight

[caeserromero]

Is The KFC family bucket also meant to be shared? Asking for a friend...

[grahamhutton]

This from a country which turned “All you can eat” into an art form.

[matchstick]

I like how to spokesman has subway employees to his side like they're his bodyguards

[trenvert]

Some people are just greedy. Whenever I order a footlong, toasted of course, I eat half, and put the other half in the fridge. Now I have another half to eat 10 minutes later, before it has even had time to cool completely.

[Bryan-qdfk]

I love these stories that are almost completely believable, rather than the super far out ones

[SciHeartJourney]

Next time they cut it in half without asking, make them START OVER again. 🤣

[KyleNortonfx]

That last blow at Taco Bell was straight savagery. I feel like this whole clip was made just for that one line. Pure gold comedy.

[vladdracul]

In case you missed something, just read the comment section where everything will be repeated over and over for your convenience.

[thefae]

Ok, but are we gonna ignore the hilarious caption of, "Study confirms that the only two gay men you know would be perfect together"

[graciepooressing]

You can buy this but you MUST share it! Are these people for real?!

[tiegank]

"I mean, you don't see people eating entire pizzas by themselves?" Haha...yeah of course not, who does that...

[urgencepc]

''You don't see people eating whole pizzas by themselves''

... *gently drops the last slice while double checking if my laptop camera is covered*

[DennisHolmberg-slhz]

Given 'shrinkflation', 'family sized' is barely a meal anymore.

[Rex-syye]

Those freaks who eat a whole footlong by themselves should be ashamed ...I say as I walk out of subway with 2 footlongs.

[lmeza]

"You don't see people eating a whole pizza by themselves"
-Hold my feetlong

[welcometohell]

*study confirms that the only two gay men you know would be perfect together*

[DaishasDigest]

Lmao the sub story “‘Best Buy’ changes its names to just ‘Buy’”

[sandrabard]

When I first when to America, I was honestly shocked at potion sizes and I always bought a six inch sub while everyone of my friends ate a footlong. After two months, I was cured of my small stomach.