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[Fyaaku]

You've been 6'4" your entire life?

[captaincone]

Don’t lie to us, we know you’re short

[uwirl]

For anyone wondering, his real height is 5 foot 8.

[dibsdibs]

Next you’re gonna tell us you’re an Italian Jew that somehow isn’t hairy.

[zetech]

I know exactly how you feel, but don't worry, i'm 6'4 too and I haven't been in a bath with your knees either <3 much love tall brother.

[UsernameH]

This is honestly very relatable for me, since I'm very close, if not at that height already.

[beepbeepcasucha]

6'4?? That's the funniest joke I've heard

[palomas]

I'm 5ft4, if my knees are in my torso is out. Why aren't baths full length...like a regular adult human length 😩. Maybe it's so we're uncomfortable if we ever try to drown ourselves?

[nuppusaurus]

I wasn't reading the subtitles and thought he said niece not knees...

[ricebeansrockroll]

I'm 4'11, i need to strech my tipitoes to touch the end of the tub so i don't just float around.

[ttxjibe]

We haven't been in a bath with your knees either :) 😜🤣

[kennethdias]

Now I understand your confidence, as you project a level wimpyness the incongruity is interesting, the spice to the timing . Good Job By You!

[Lobo-o_o]

Hot tubs with the bubbles off are just communal baths

[algonzales]

I wasn’t looking at the subs, I thought you said “niece” 💀

[PianoDude]

I feel like he's been mentioning his height more, but I have yet to see his whole body - head to toe, so I refuse to believe it.

[ukeisloveukeislife]

I'm a foot shorter than you and still have that problem, and it's a garden tub. These things just aren't built for this, I swear 😂

[fadiaelmansouri]

I’m confused is it 6 foot or 6 feet. I’m learning English in US and I keep hearing different forms of measurement when it comes to foot 🦶🏼 I’m done 😫😩

[emmaabdul-jabbar]

This makes me wonder how big German bathtubs are 💀

[DarkShadows]

I haven't been in a bathtub the same time as my knees since I was like 5' what fuckin bathtubs have you got

[spn_girl]

I've never related to something so much