Abusive Babysitter | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

It did not end well for her.
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#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA

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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.

People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

[Reeses]

🤣😂🤣 "You in trouble...I promise you, you in trouble" 😂🤣

[ftS]

you have to love this man's stories... no one... NO ONE... can tell a story like Ali. Dude... love and respect from South Africa...

[Serenityjohnson]

Not your sister running a tight ship😂😂😂

[komikobutler]

Sis, UNDERSTOOD the Assignment! She reminds me of My Oldest Sister. She's 54 and I'm 49 she still says, "I'M TELLING MOMMA" ME and the BabySister BE cracking up🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BruceBruce]

Thank you for the laughs. Your life stories allow my Mom to laugh through her alzheimers. Be blessed.

[keetasingletary]

When he prefaced with " my momma is 4'11" I knew it was gonna be hilarious. My momma was 5'2 and scrappy as hell. Once watched her jump across a police car to punch a Florida State trooper in the face on my 9th birthday. We didn't even live in Florida!!! 😂😂

[prettyblkgyrl]

3:57 wait a minute, she's 8 😂

4:35 Erica understood the assignment 😂 she couldn't wait for Ali to get out of line so she could activate that Wonder Woman belt 🤣

[postedreality]

Please dont ever stop doing comedy, Least of all doing what you clearly love to do. You are the man Ali !

[rhondathetea]

My mom was 4'11. I had a babysitter in Alaska that the lady was stealing my mom's watch or jewelry out her room. When my mom and dad got there, i was holding the lady hostage with the broom. I kid you not! I was 5! I caught her!! My mom STILL tells this story!! 😂😂😅😅😅😅

[NickolaiPetrovitch]

I just wanted to share Ali, and I say this as a stand up fanatic: You’re my favourite comedian. Not only are you hilarious, but your ability to weave the stories from your life into your routines is so impressive . You’re an amazing storyteller, comedian, person and writer. You should write s book about your life Ali!Your ability to share such heartfelt stories within your comedy is so impressive and very unique . It’s made me cry various times.

The industrial prison complex is why I took political science as my minor (first year major, then I realized I would kill myself from how depressed it made me from my inability in my position to make the change I want to the system, but anywya.) You humanize people who have been convicted of crimes, and share it with an audience who may not be exposed to that otherwise. I think you help society with your work. I can tell it is your intention as well, so I just want to tell you: you’re at the top of your game, no one has done this the way you have. You ARE making a difference . Which is desperately needed . The industrial prison complex in America is by far the biggest human right violation of the western countries. A system created to create another form of slavery, and systemic racism. You make people feel your story so strongly, that they empathize with a situation I’m sure some never experienced before.

Just wanted to share as I saw you read a lot of comments and leave my respect and admiration of your talent. Also, you inspired me a lot with some things I want to do in my own life, but I’ve already wrote an essay so I’ll stop .

I think you will be seen now, and remembered as in the future, as one of the greatest of all time.

Take care, sending my love from Canada ! Come tour here, from Vancouver, to Halifax, to Toronto! Don’t let anyone miss out!

Cheers !❤

[daniyale]

Not you having PTSD from your sister 😅😂

[kingjamestres]

Flinching when your big sister raises her hand is so real 😂

[MrBobbyf]

Man Ali keeps me rollin with his stories! 😂😂😂

[petty]

Anything he drops is memorable and relatable 🫡

[TheMichelleRena]

My sister was my babysitter and we fought constantly about she ain't my momma!!! Love her dearly today LOL! She still kinda scare me today and I'm 40 years old LOL!

[Shawn-neld]

I would watch Ali 8 hrs a day everyday. He’s my absolute favorite storyteller and comedian.💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Sunshinex]

I'll say it everytime a video drop. His shoe game always on point!!

[angeliquesoul]

Ali always makes me laugh. I'm up here early in the morning just cracking up. 😂😂😂

[cookiecookie]

🤣🤣My Mom said I could have that donut. No more abusive babysitter's !!!

[chrisblake]

been walking around Hawaii all day spotting various birds yelling out RED CHESTED ROBINS!!!!