Ted Cruz's Secret Life as the Singer of a Metal Band?

[PunkOnARant]

I never knew the zodiac killer was a metal singer! :O

[AbbySugiyama]

Zodiac Killer and metal singer? Damn Ted gets around.

[Velanestar]

It's amusing the things people come up with when they're bored.

[jodywoodruff]

o hell no! lol at least Michael got a chuckle out of it lol

[tes]

I heard Marco Rubio is actually Freddie Mercury ;)

lol

[georgevasiliou]

michael sweet born on the 4th of july 1962

[guyfawkes]

That is an insult to one of them. I'm not sure which.

[IoanSnake]

I never would've guessed that the Zodiac Killer is a singer...

[lnhaleExhale]

How about a clip on the top 10 most metal countries?

[somebloke]

Wow, he could win a lot more votes from Metal heads and Rockstars

[REVENANTX]

Stryper is awesome, ted cruz is the lead singer! jk

[mitigiant]

Just like Tim Roth Looks like Erik Truffaz

[Fuzorz]

it's actually very simple to tell the different. One is a metal vocalist, and the other is a lizard man creature that probably eats only blood and human flesh

[joshdiamond]

C'mon we all know that he's the zodiac killer

[sctazer]

I was going to vote for Bernie but this changes everything a headbanger in the White House count me in!!!!

[donnagail]

I know it is not true, but wouldn't it be cool if it was?!?!

[steeny]

this is too funny.  they do look alike if it not true

[GrayWoIf]

Really reaching for the evangelist vote

[mus-dos]

i would say its just bullshit, but considering its stryper and cruz is trying to get christian votes, it actually makes sense