Top Savage Ways to Quit Your Job

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[somerandomwizard]

I used to work at Dairy Queen. On my last day I ordered an ice cream cake for then end of my shift. So I walked out the back, came to the front and asked to pick up my cake. The result was my manager hand delivering a cake that said they’d all miss me and call me a hero. That was fun

[ametsunami]

That first story had all of jake’s needs for a good story
Action
Romance
Suspense
And most importantly, happy ending

[kristihetle]

The McDonald's one is true. It gets unimaginably cold at the window during winter but no one really cares if you can no longer feel your fingers and toes.

[JohnSmith-kfmv]

First story:
Lady - so how much do I owe yiu?
Man - I won't take your money, but I will take your hand... In marriage. 😁

[Rael]

My sister's friend told us a hilarious story about how he quit his job. His boss was a huge jerk to him for no reason, so he wrote out this letter about how he was going to fulfill his lifelong dream of joining the circus. It included a bunch of ridiculous stuff along with the line, "Don't try to talk me out this decision, I know you'll miss me, " which was extra funny considering how obviously his boss hated him.

[thelmaandrews]

The first one is so epic and I was like when I found out they were married

[nope]

I worked for a credit card company and we were legally required to stick with a script verbatim. A new guy got hired who immediately got off script got like 4x the conversions of most people then was quickly promoted and held up as an example.

Bit fuzzy on detail but I think what he did was read the script in such a way to cause the customer to respond in a way that let him legally get off script and once he was off he could stay off.

[usagi]

I introduced one of my coworkers to GOT and he really got hooked. The day i gave my 2-week notice, I sang to him "Rains of Castemere" while pointing at myself and he knew I was on my way out. When I hugged goodbye to the team on my last day, when he hugged me, he also "stabbed" me while whispering "for the watch!".... it was great lol

[supergamer]

"Blacklisting somebody from an entire industry is very, very illegal."
Tell that to Konami. I doubt they will stop, but worth a shot.

[beagleissleeping]

Me again.
My Step sister quit a job where they expected her to do the workload of three people. They asked if she'd stay long enough to train her replacement. Yeah, I can do that.
The person she was training quit before they finished learning the job and my step sister left right after, so then they had no one at all.🤣

[mitchcarter]

I worked at a Flying J travel store back in 2007. I worked on the restaurant/diner part as a line cook. Been there about a year. We got this manager who was really abusive towards the staff and was just an all around asshole. But I stuck it out because I needed the steady pay check. One day I found a better job and put in my two weeks notice. A week later I'm working the dinner rush, which was always bad. Had tickets coming out of my ass and I'm the only person on the line. Manager is pissed that tickets are getting backed up and comes back to yell at me. I tell him he's gonna have to just deal with it or help me out since I'm the only one back here. He says to me "I OWN you for 7 more days. So get your shit together or you're out." I laughed out loud, took off my apron, and told him I'm out. It was nice to have a week off before starting my new job. The most satisfying part was all the calls from him begging me to come back and finish my shift, and then the corporate GM calling me to inquire why I didnt finish my two weeks.

[LordBloodraven]

The girl who normally delivered my pizza quit her job amidst a sexual harassment complaint against her store's owner. She called up all the regular customers and notified us about what had been going on and that she was going to be delivering pizza for another pizza place in the neighborhood. The previous place she worked closed down a year later.
It's a small town and everyone learned about what her boss did real quick.

[leegraves]

No way in hell would I go back to eating pizza after the employee said they pissed in the sauce.

[sturmovik]

Classified ad written by someone who presumably no longer works at Subway: "Come work at Subway and have your soul crushed with the rest of us."

[sulizu]

That first story was awesome. Imagine that dude telling the story to his kids .
"How I met your mother " .

[pulsefel]

5:31 i had a similar issue when my granmother was in her last months. we were understaffed and busy as hell so i didnt think i could get any time off for her. told my work, they gave me vacation time off just for it. there are many things i dislike about them, especially in 2020, but they do come out from time to time as very caring people.

[JuseX]

Even when Updoot gets the title correct, he always manages to find a way to make something incorrect. Good work! 2:35

[DustinRodriguez_]

The reason telemarketing companies can't accept the no-script model is because of lack of control. The script makes peoples output lower... but they think it will at least be predictable over all. There is also a race to the bottom in terms of salary, so anyone who is actually good at sales will very quickly leave and anyone who is shit at it will stick around, driving their numbers into the ground. Sales positions are EXTREMELY well paid in basically all companies. This boils down to the fact that the management can't bullshit sales people. When the manager says 'hey, we've really got to tighten our belts, no raises right now', the sales person can just straight up pull out numbers and be like "bullshit. I made this company $750k in sales and the product only cost the company $200k, that's $550k in profit I brought in this year MYSELF. Raise or I walk." None of the other positions in the company can do that. Everyone else is kept in a nebulous zone where it is unclear just how much they contribute to the companies bottom line, whether they are a net profit or loss for the company, and by how much in either direction. That information should be known by the executives and a very few people at the top of most companies, at least per department if not per person, but they will NEVER allow it to be known. EVER. That would amount to actual capitalism, and that's the last thing they want. They have no desire to compete with other companies on wages.

[AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

Wow, that first story. My mom in 1970s bought a new Datsun. The clutch started acting up. She took it to the dealership service department and was told the clutch needed replacement $200. On a new car? She said no. She worked at GE and told some other employees. One lady says my husband works there. Let me tell him. She gets a call from Datsun service. Let us take another look. They check it again. Now its just a simple adjustment.

[MitchellTF]

Telemarketers have to stick to the script, because the vast majority of their employees...are not skilled in sales. But this punishes the few people who actually ARE skilled in sales...