5 FACTS About Husbands From a Plastic Surgeon #shorts #husband

[HaruHikaHaruHika]

_You can’t compliment and insult someone at the same time._

*Dr.Youn:* _Hold my breast implant._

[lilykep]

My grandmother got saline breast implants back in the day and apparently they sloshed a bit. One day my grandpa put his head on her chest and very seriously said "Honey! I can hear the ocean!" This made my grandma laugh so hard she nearly choked.

[AoAnli]

My fiancé has gotten so used to me changing my hair color on a whim at random times (we’ve known each other since we were 10, I started dyeing my hair at 16 and I’m 25 now) that he no longer gets surprised by it 🤣 I came home with ice-blue hair last Sunday after having it dark green for a while and he excitedly said “ooh, a color I haven’t seen before, I love it”

I’m pretty sure he remembers every color I’ve ever had over the past 9 years lol

[BoBnfishy]

My girlfriend got little tiny blonde highlights put in at the very end of her hair and when I saw her (outside) I kept looking at them. Thought it was a truck of the sunlight or something, but I asked and she ended up happy crying because she didn't think I'd notice and I did instantly. I kind of set a dangerously high precedent for myself on noticing stuff though lol.

[onewhoknows]

So true and so funny!! My husband looks right through me and walks past me all the time in the grocery all while scanning everywhere looking for me. It drives me bonkers.

[rzeko]

I'm so curious who the two men that he absolutely annihilated at the end are and what they did to deserve this

[AP-phkh]

The thong thing is wrong.. He doesn't care what I wear, I just need to be naked 🤣

[katies]

If my fiancee finds out at the end of the day that I was wearing a thong, it's like he is mystified. "Why didn't you tell me?!" I literally just grab something out of a drawer without looking and he acts like I've been a secret tease all day

[MrBones-boll]

2. "Your husband likes your brea$ts no matter what" oh my God thank you, a lot of women are insecure about the size of their breasts, but truly guys don't really care about the size, as long as it belongs to her you woman, they are just really happy to touch it.

[_Dwarkin]

Yeah, my wife always asks if her new haircut looks good, and I always say "yes, it's great". The sad thing is that sometimes it's a prank and my wife didn't have a new haircut, but my answer never changes 😂

[burtonkrichard]

Men are good at knowing their partner had work done if they actually looked at their partner as a person rather than an object.

[jntluvsnchz]

But if you use their credit card then they will notice that you had work done! 😂

[codename]

42 years? Did he graduate at the age of 1? What?!

[saavage]

Dear doctor, how is it possible you practiced for 42 years ??? How old are you ? Are you a vampire ?

[badbiker]

I'm the same way. I worked with a beautiful blonde woman in an office. One day I came to work and there was a dark haired woman at her desk. I figured she had gone on vacation and this was her temp. It took two weeks for me to figure out that it was the same person and she just dyed her hair.

[rahafalkhaldi]

“Men are very visual creatures”


Also men: not noticing their wives changed their literal face, body or hair.

[MikeyAllenPoe]

Bro, anyone ever tell you you're a *Savage* 💀

[haleighwilliams]

He's not wrong about this. I've been with my boyfriend for just over 4 months now and so far it has been the happiest most comfortable relationship I've ever had. And I know for a fact regardless of how I feel about my body he still loves it. Dressed up, down, pj's, crying my eyes out, sick as a dog. Better or worse he loves my body and my personality equally. I'm gonna marry that man one day 💖

[evansquires]

"They're just happy to touch them..." I love u doc!

[be_me]

I am not joking. I literally texted my boyfriend after I got 35cm (13.7 inches) of hair cut off and sent him a picture of it. Two weeks later he goes "You cut your hair! It looks so nice."
I took the compliment and didn't say anything because I know he didn't mean it like that. A long distance relationship and 16-hour workdays aren't easy. It did make me go "wait what?" for a second and then laugh out loud when I realised he had probably just forgotten about it, though.
He is very attentive, however, during the times we do live together, so I don't really have a reason to complain anyway.