Freeman's Mind 2 water hazard blooper

Created using the Source engine.

[michaelopnv]

"In this episode: Freeman fails to get out of a boat."

[hans_____]

And just like that, the world is lost.

[MarklarMusic]

Wake up Gordon. Wake up and smell the basses.

[tomcat_vf]

"we're gonna have words" *incoherent blubbing*

[Feasco]

ASSIGNMENT: TERMINATED
SUBJECT: FREEMAN
REASON: FAILURE TO EXERCISE WATER-BASED VEHICLE SAFETY PROCEDURES

[coachrenaldo]

Gordon Freemen:
survivor of the resonance cascade,
top tier scientist of his field,
killer of many highly trained soldiers,
bane of an alien god,




Failed to get out of a boat properly...

[LinxFox]

"You're not falling through boats Freeman, you're just being paranoid"

[rushthewolf]

Freeman's Mind: but he is always underwater.


Freeman: [underwater mumbling]

[grfrjiglstan]

"Nachos was the wrong choice, Mr. Freeman."

[LW_]

This is canon for me. Everything else is Freeman's imagination as he drowns.

[pygzig]

Trying to swim with that suit on isn't easy, I'd imagine.

[herbivorethecarnivore]

Everybody loves Freeman's Mind but nobody considers that, since the episodes seem to be one continuous, fluid cut (which they likely aren't but look like it anyway), there must have been so many times where something fucked up and Ross had to go back and act out the entire scene and script again.

[bmoney]

And this is why the suit needs a helmet

[johnnyjoestar]

Yeah sure, Freeman can handle a giant fetus demigod

But can he handle slipping on some submerged steps? Nope.

[coachrenaldo]

G-man is up to his old tricks again...

[SmileyTheSmile]

Oh, there were so many times in this series when Freeman could've just slipped on a puddle and died.
I can't even count that high, there were at least 8.

[Maneir]

[Screen fades to black]

[Screen slowly fades back in]

"Hey you, you're finally awake.."

[mattshuey]

With this character's death, the thread of fate is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

[meehaiii]

I really love the concept of Freeman trying to survive through old Source engine physics incidents

...or he starts to become aware of exploits and just begins use-hopping and back-hopping

[furybader]

Brought to you by the source engine. 👍🏼


What would’ve topped off is if there was a cardboard underwater 😂