These Tekken Moves Will Do Zero Damage In Real Life

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(ft. r/Tekken)
so i made a post in the tekken subreddit, and i let you guys decide which
moves you think will deal ZERO damage in real life.

MUSIC:
Tekken 6 OST - Staff Roll A

[night]

I'm certain none of these people have ever been kicked in the shin.

[Lord_Dranek]

Just because King's kick is slow doesn't mean it wont pack a punch, just look at the size of that boot and how heavy that kick looks. For comparison you can also throw a fast weak kick.

[adenoidbird]

“Kings kick is so slow it wouldn’t do anything irl” -moments before neck snaps from essentially getting whacked with a tree trunk-

[kyizin]

Any move that involves a hit to the shin can inflict serious pain

[iDenosis]

The Pizza throw does *emotional damage* which is arguably worse

[PandaKnight-FightingDwagon]

King's Death Roll would absolutely destroy your joints. It'd probably destroy his too, but that's besides the point

[junojuno]

Convinced 90% of the original commenters have never hit anyone or been hit before. Jesus christ Chloe’s shin kick is gonna HURT.

[rodgercampo]

Lmao if you try any of these moves on a redditor, they'd probably scream for their mama 😂

[nikitakusuma]

People who thinks chest bump doesnt do damage never do chest bump irl. Especially with people who outweighs them. Like okay the chest bump itself wont make your chest hurt as if someone landing a blow on your chest but it can generate enough momentum to knock someone off their feet

[MKirisame]

AK uses pro-wrestler move "poison mist" when u spew a colored water in a face. But imagine that he chew some chili pepper and then spew that mass in your eyes.

[linneausmsiska]

A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car

[JunKazamaFan]

I don't know, King's "3" kick looks like it would hurt a lot.

[thetriathigamer]

A lot of people seem to think that they can handle a kick to head of any sort and not even flinch, which is wild to me

[RenaissanceSloth]

"King's slow ass basic kick"

*Literally a front kick to the face*

*Doubt*

[RhythmLP]

Ling is literally kicking you in the forehead, eyes, or nose with the front of her shoe. That shit will hurt even with just a little force.

[Majuub-QuickshotNation]

For those who don’t know how to fight: A lot of these wouldn’t only pack some damage but it would catch a lot of you off guard. Slapping a leg up or away (especially if a kick is coming your way) diverges the force away from you and forces the opponent to not be able to control themselves, as they will be heading the direction of the said attack. This will all give you a lot of opportunities to counter and deal some of these attacks. I also see people talking about King… just FYI that isn’t a slow kick. Far from it. It’s recognizable of course. But it is far from slow. The power that’ll come from that leg is enough to probably snap any tendon connecting the neck to your brain with very little difficulty. Trust me I’ve fought enough to know that a lot of these attacks are very crucial in a fight. Chest bumps… are very rarely used unless a person (significantly a person overweight/big) uses them and yes they deliver force that isn’t easy to stand back up from. Because the ground also packs a lot. 😂 so all of the people who don’t think that any of these wouldn’t be useful: Leave that to the professionals and teachers of martial arts to decide.

[puglet]

1:25 high round kick, that would hurt extremely bad. Especially at the size of someone like king

[dredddizzah]

1:51 The eye contact he makes while doing it...

[ravaniphoenix]

Nah. Rolling Death Cradle would definitely damage you a lot IRL. Look at the hulking man that is King and tell me that you would tank him rolling you around like that. You must be insane to think you wouldn't be crushed. That would hurt like hell.

[esqeleteT]

Asuka's 1+2 it's literally a really fast blow into your stomach, it's used in some martial arts