BattleBlock Theater - Steam Announcement Trailer

BattleBlock Theater is coming soon to Steam along with some new features.

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[sean]

"Sound effects when characters do stuff!" Holy shit!

[SNOWSOS]

This voice actor needs to be in more games

[aHairlesshamster]

Battleblock Theatre Specs:

-Won the best award for everything ever
-Stunning Graphics
-High resolution super texture technology that modern human eyeballs can't even see
-Frame rates of up to 21000 pms
-State of the art ragdoll physics
-Particle explosion future systems
-Advanced manipulation engine
-Mind-blowingly realistic hair simulation
-Oculus Rift support for up to 5 simultaneous oculuses
-Video card mega graphic throttleing with RAM proccessing
-Sound effects

THE FUTURE IS NOW

[PhoenixDemon]

i'm pretty sure if stamper did the voice over for any video game trailer, we would all buy it.

[argylealligator]

Stamper needs to do every game trailer. 

[jaedenphillips]

Looks like my computer can't run this...

[The_ODD_Soul]

This is how every pc gamer describes pc gaming.

[im_wavey]

7 years later and this is still the best trailer ever

[fireball]

See, this is the main reason why I love Behemoth games.

[skippy]

And your pants WILL COLLECT HUMAN FECES WHEN YOU SEE THESE AMAZING HAIR PHYSICS!!

LOOK AT IT!!!

[Overload]

That... Was literally the best trailer for anything i have ever seen.

[Dampler]

It's funny because triple A game developers think they need the most up-to-date realistic graphics at the highest resolution for a game to sell, but then it turns out the game sucks or has major design flaws and no one plays it. However, BattleBlock Theater comes along and delivers a wonderful experience with a simple yet effective and memorable art style.

[TheTranceStation]

Finally, someone who creates a trailer that convinces people to play the game, ON STEAM. While all the other trailers just say credits and things we DONT care about :D

[laurenalvarez]

this narrator...i can't get enough of him. I want him to narrate my life.

[prefectlymuda]

"OCULUS RIFT SUPPORT FOR UP TO FIVE SIMONTANIOUS OCULOUSES! PENDING! Does not actually support the Oculus Rift" xD 10/10 IGN best Steam trailer in the world.

[terribletree]

Everybody:

Battleblock theatre: *_S T E A M_*

[TheSilverWolf]

Stamper should be an announcer for Unreal Tournament 4, or toxikk. We have the badass announcer, the sexy announcer, why not the comical announcer? One line can be, "Give yourself a round of applause. You blew up a guy, that was just standing there."

[FestiveRocket]

I feel like Behemoth automatically has the talent of comedy in literally anything they make.

[DsUltra]

You know an ad is good when you watch the whole thing willingly 8 years after it's made.

[shinexed]

I bought the game just because of the trailer. I have yet to play it though.