Review - Life as a Thief

Forrest begins stealing from higher-risk targets to get the most out of his experience as a thief.

[oreallysir]

I like how he was just going to steal the menus at first

[aaronhernandez]

"Gracias"
"Your welcome"
Hahahahahah

[lunarsorrow]

“We are not here for your money we are here for the banks money which is federally insured. As we saw during the fiscal crisis of 2008, the federal government will not hesitate to bail out the bank with taxpayer money!”

[Blizk]

Why couldn't this guy be main character in "Thief".

[laffy]

I love how all the people are so confused by the JoJo's reference when they're just from parody animatic of this video

[potatosirmeow]

Damnit Giorno

*also this was an underrated Comedy Central video oml*

[mar-chan]

when Fugo took the trash and acted like nothing affected him was such a mood

[theville]

Stealing a cop car is an automatic straight five star, every cop will be on your radar.

[within_a_doubt]

“Gracias” welcome”

Oh I can sadly say I have seen this awkwardness play out by seeing people at my work trying to talk Spanglish to the cleaning workers 😔

[joshuaolsoncook]

I can see the narrator staring in a Pixar movie as the main character.

[davontewaltonaldo]

Forrest even even stole the dog!! I'm dying

[Hallowedwanderer]

I loved the cleaning lady part and the “gracias” made it way fucking better 😂😂😂😂😂

[crymea]

*scroll through the comments and take a shot every time anyone says "no dignity"*

[nmotschidontwannagivemyrea]

"Gracias"
Response, with no hint of a Spanish accent: "You're welcome"

[pnkfreud]

"Gracias!"
"...you're welcome"
😆

[gauravjoshi]

The best part was when stole the groceries from an old lady brought it to his own home and made his wife and kid happy.



But the didn't show that part here

[KoH]

"Is that Justin Bieber or does she just look like him?" lmao savage

[bagels]

"Inspired by my successes with *petty crime*" says the guy who stole a police car

[CornholioPuppetMaster]

The fact that he took the dog has me dyin

[Xaplelul]

Why aren't you showing the full thing like the rest of them?