Frying Chicken in My KFConsole Speedrun (Sweaty Speedrunner)

DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored in any way by KFC or KFConsole. This is not an accurate depiction of the KFConsole and in no way represents the final KFConsole product. This video is parody and satire.

I know, I KNOW, the whole KFConsole meme was months ago....aaaaand that's right when I started this video. I expected to have this done A LOT sooner, but you know how it goes, life gets in the way, you owe some money to the mob, have a messy child custody battle, with the mob, etc. etc. Decided I'm going to put this video out anyways, and now here we are. Idk, just act like I put this out 5 months ago.

CREDITS: Thank you so much to my friend Parker for screaming at me and Kuzon for helping me mod minecraft!

Help me reach 100,000 subscribers so I can pay the mob child support please i beg you

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[hxckno]

AND HERE'S THE WEBCAM:


Side note: I know this is an old ass meme, but i started this literally months ago. I expected to have this done A LOT sooner, but you know how it goes, life gets in the way, you owe some money to the mob, have a messy child custody battle, with the mob, etc. etc. Decided I'm going to put this video out anyways, and now here we are. Idk, just act like I put this out 5 months ago. ANYWAYS THE NEXT VIDEO WON'T TAKE 5 MONTHS THIS TIME I SWEAR.

[BeatRiceOnYT]

If this man was given a budget, then he could probably create one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our generation

[i-win]

My home insurance company is not gonna like me after this

[stu.pid]

0:01 Starts up KFC Console
0:40 Playing Colonel Sanders
0:50 Looks up corn hub and sexy versions of Sanders
1:06 Wife comes in
1:46 Divorce
1:50 Doesn’t care about wife
2:00 Plays Doom Sanders
2:20 Monster noises and Rip and tear until it’s gone
2:38 The intense sweat
2:50 dies and goes to the kitchen
3:09 Fall of the damn chair
3:10 Regretting his choice to play FNAUCS in depression
3:40 Gets scared of the chicken looking at him at the window as he needs to put the cash
4:04 Completes his mission but begins to have fear going to check the noise in the basement
4:10 Dies and gets jumpscared for the 2nd time
4:23 he spawned but dies immediately at the start and terribly gets jumpscared
4:24 Mans so strong he breaks glass from a meter away
4:35 F**kin fall of the chair again m8
4:53 plays Chickenpunk 2077
5:07 his death begins
5:40 he can’t play Super pregnant mario and colonel sanders 2
6:10 goes to kfcraft but dies at the end
7:35 yummy meal
7:42 farewell H*ck No/ H*ck Maybe

[littlefirez]

1:42 i love how the moment she leaves and he looks depressed he just immediately just starts scrolling on it again as if nothing happened.

[mikusz]

This video is truly a masterpiece. It shows the story of a man, whose goal was to have a nutritious meal of fried chicken while testing his video game skills in some games. In one of them, he was caught by his love that abandoned him over the fact, that not only he was looking sweaty every time she came, but also mistakenly taken as he was watching inappropriate stuff. The man even after his love loss decided not to give up on his dream of a good meal while gaming and eventually, while his console begins to keep on crashing due to overheating while frying the chicken, he enjoys his meal and dies. His dream was fulfilled... But at what cost?
Overall, the sad, touching story of a man with a dream, that even if he has lost the one he loved, decided not to surrender. I'd give it a 11/10.
And it also deserves an Oscar for this.

[yoshifly]

Man's life been going downhill ever since he failed that one among us task.

[DanteRavioli]

I didn't think this would be that funny but it's the best thing I've seen in months. I couldn't breathe halfway through. The amount of effort put into this is insane

[skistuff]

7:13 bro has a meteor coming to his house

[youraverageneko]

The sweaty speedrunner makes his final speedrun. In a pit of despair, he dies with what he loved. Not his girlfriend, but a world record chikimken

[arbo_ii]

The effort that it takes to make something like this is sometimes overlooked. Congrats on another banger

[eyes]

0:07 the chicken is prepared
0:10 the KFConsole is started up
0:34 Colonel Strike
2:01 Doom Ecolonel
3:14 Fnaucs
4:51 Chickenpunk 2077
6:18 KFCraft
7:21 The KFConsole burns down, and the chicken is succesfully fried

[excompert]

Girlfriend: *Leaves*
Him: *Back to crashing our ears*

[littlebigman]

Here come the dump truck of memes of using this man's reactions again.

[bonesmalone]

0:12 the startup gets me every time lmao

[cjfuqqb]

the ender chicken has a 1 in 7, 5trillion chance of appearing

[AustinVTV]

21st century meme makers: "I can milk you"

[urip_zukoharjo]

3:06 I like how the webcam cut isn't followed by the speedrun time jumpcut, meaning he possesses a teleportation ability, which might only active when he falls on a chair😂

[imadeadmeme]

Even after a break up he goes straight back into speedrunning


Major chad

[therealsauronviii]

Why do I legitimately feel bad for him though.