Which Magic The Gathering Color Are You

[MagicTheNoah]

I forgot that blue has a ton of exile stuff so that only hammers my point in more

[a_guy_in_orange]

Your hatred of Blue may have made it on to the stack but God help you if you think it will resolve

[MrPheoney]

As a Blue player, I have to say there are inconsistencies with your reasoning :
When I look at a bunny, I just say "No, countered" and it pops out of existence, just like my friends did after I started maining Blue.

[stripes]

A blue player at a game store explained it to me best: "There's a finite amount of fun to be had in any game, and I want all of it."

[sawlessflawless]

As a red player, it is more important to prioritize dealing direct damage than to worry about silly things that slow the game down like having a stable board state.

[glitch]

I feel like Noah mains green and plays with someone who uses blue, who counters all Noah's massive creatures so he can't actually put anything down to go stompy-stompy.

[weegomo]

The sole strength of white is suddenly everyone is terrified you're playing an angel deck

[ScopeSF]

I really like the flavor behind red only being able to destroy artifacts and not enchantments. With destroying enchantments, it implies a lot of convoluted arcane reversals and mystical magic to get behind the source of the enchantment and remove it at its core, but with destroying artifacts it's just "oh shit that thing is shiny and is definitely a thing that's probably going to get in my way so I'm going to smash it" and boom, the artifact is gone. Much red, very red.

[rsparks]

There's something really magical about the "rushed middle school powerpoint" vibes these videos exude

[xxhhdxxnight]

As a blue player I send this video back to your hand. Good day

[CityXV]

As a green player I appreciate this educating and unbiased breakdown of the colors. Also I wish everyone, except blue players, happy holidays!

[sea]

"You don't need to deal with what your opponent is doing, if you kill your opponent."
Wiser words have never been said before.

[jineng]

I main White cause the knights look cool. I'm new

[babytyty]

I need a two-color combination video now

[MrCrisTheRo]

As a blue player, I can admit. I love making the game joyless. If only there was a word that meant pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

[OpenBiolabsGuy]

Call my mono-white deck useless when I'm board wiping every turn and all my stuff is indestructible.

[nathanlaursen]

I made a blue deck that allows you to draw 5 cards a turn, and it goes really well with a creature card I have that gets a +1/+1 everytime I draw a card. Or at least I think it goes well. I don't have any friends to try the deck against.

[kaniodon]

Playing mono red in every format is how people remember you at the local gamestore in a good way lol

[donthespotter]

I think that drop of water for the blue mana is a tear from lack of friends. Add green to any other color and it will share friends with green

[Verlisify]

They have an IQ of room temperature... in Celsius
... I'm stealing that