your friend who wants to move to Austin #shorts

dude this city just GETS IT.

[therealmrlex]

"Scooter's and Shooter's" thats a classic in Austin

[infantrylyfe]

Austin Texas is basically californians trying to larp as red dead characters

[mraustinswain]

“Where else can you go where it’s 93 muggy and smells like queso” loved that

[OctagonalSquare]

Austin: when you want to live in California but want lower gas and taxes

[nathandouvier]

Yo, how it abruptly ends with, “Welcome to 6th street.” Is everything

[freshprinceoffrance]

Downtown Austin is just “wow that’s, thats a lot of granite”

[beaverboyYT]

"This is how you call a cab in Austin" 😂

[businesstoad]

as a Houstonian there's Austin, and then there's Texas

[angelawintering]

The dumpster going for 2k a month got me 🤣🤣🤣

[jdgregory]

From Fort Worth and moved here in 2006. I laughed my ass off at how accurate a lot of it is. The hair dye thing is real. It’s always blue or purple though.

[YuEnjyMyself]

Give it ten years, you'll live in Round Rock.

[jorgeherrera]

Imagine moving to Texas for cheap prices just to settle in Austin 😂😂😂

[ThePersonMan]

Me who's sitting on the pot while watching: BRISKET BRISKET BRISK-

[masonjohns]

It's like Portland but with M-16s 😂

[Jake-xylt]

I've been to Austin twice, that was enough. It's like California and Texas had some weird incestuous love child and everyone there is stuck on talking about how great it is. I'd have liked to see it 20 years ago, cause now it's a shadow of it's former self from what I'm told.

[Txpo]

As a life long Texan, my only comment on Austin is “*sigh*”

[bernlin]

"Is that in Texas?" I think this sums up Californian migrants perfectly 🤣

[shepboy]

The “That’s just my Copenhagen wintergreen longcut” killed me cause that’s literally me 🤣🤣

[The_sheesha]

I live in Austin and I can definitely confirm all these are true especially the dumpster

[mamicarter]

“Scooters and shooters, welcome to sixth street” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣