Sexuality Explained with Soda

[clkd]

"I don't give a damn as long as it tastes good"

Relatable 😭

[saniavstheworld]

This started out so educational and got so out of pocket real fast😭💀

[ItsOvernU]

Aromantic: i like sparkling water
Aroace: im....not really thirsty

[TheIdiotFr]

Leonardo DiCaprio: my bottle been out for too long, I want a newer one

[faisalnurdin]

“I like my bottle thick” is something I never would’ve thought I would ever hear

[Raventeawrites]

As a bisexual who likes both coke and pepsi equally I can confirm this is an accurate portrayal

[shroom_zzz]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good” is honestly a mood lmao

[meadow]

Not gonna lie for a split second I expected the R Kelly one to be like a lemonade juice box or something lmao

[lifeiscats]

“I just like to watch my bottles” fucking killed me 💀

[JonesVR]

"ion give a damn as long as it tastes good" yeah that pretty much explains

[expex]

THE IN DENIAL
"i only like coke" *drinks pepsi*
LMAOOO

[elduardo]

Growing up in Brazil, when we suspected someone was in the closet, we used to say "This coke is Fanta".

[unidino]

This man just explained sexuality to a person who doesn't get it in the easiest way possible

[-sea-star]

"I don't give a damn, as long as it tastes good-" FR-FR

[RostoyaEgarov]

Bro went from sexuality, to fetishes to crime real quick

[Meiryst]

“Jeffery dahmer”
*eats the Pepsi bottle*

[AceFaz]

The Bill Cosby and R Kelly bits, killed me.

[grmln_owo]

I like the detail of Pansexual being blindfolded, as pansexuals are usually defined as “gender blind”, the key separation between Pan and Omnisexual

[Irene_xxxx]

“I don’t give a damn as long as it tastes good.” GOT MEEEE

[realgamer.]

“I don’t give a damn as long it tastes good” couldn’t have said it better myself