HEATHERS - JD and Veronica's Plan To Kill Kurt and Ram

Enjoy! I do not own Heathers.

[agnieszkasalach]

Eh, I really like this scene. I feel like it shows what JD and Veronica's relationship could've possibly been if JD was just your ordinary highschool edgelord, not a sociopathic murderer. They could be just normal teenagers spending some time together, talking, throwing pillows at each other, making out and planning a pretty mean, but overall harmless joke. It's pretty adorable, actually. If only JD didn't snap...

[zawarudo]

Best part of this scene is that “Ich luge” translates to “I’m lying”

[lily.gianna]

Ok but when he puts his face in the pillow it’s the cutest thing ever.

[destroya_at_the_disco]

This makes me so sad because they are acting like a normal, Adorable high school couple. If JD hadn’t gone through with killing Kurt and Ram and had given up on killing people, they would have been the cutest couple.

[depplyinluv]

Once I found out what Ich lüge meant, I was finally able to figure out why he asked Veronica "Do you take German ?"

Clever Jason Dean, very clever indeed you sly sexy man you !

[panicontheargo]

Aww that smile after Veronica read the note was adorable. Honestly, I think had the bullets really been tranquilizers, it would have been a funny prank.

[alienshe]

every time i open a bottle of mineral water i pour one out for kurt & ram

[QuartzIsAnOxide]

Veronica: My parents wanted me to go to college when I was 6 because I was too smart
Also Veronica: HURR DURR, OF COURSE, THEY'RE TRANQUILIZER BULLETS

[stardust]

Imagine if she *had* taken german.
JD: Do you take german?
Veronica:...Yes.
JD: Um... well these bullets are fake.
Veronica: Uh-huh, sure.

[AldenRDavis]

1:48 - “Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring, un-understanding world. The joy we shared in each other’s arms was greater than touchdown. Yet we were forced to live of lie of sexist, beer-guzzling jock assholes!”

[AldenRDavis]

2:40 - “Yeah, but, this is Ohio. I mean, if you don’t have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.”

[scarletlu]

*_mineral water_*



*DUN DUN DUN*

[williamwong]

I love how later the first thing the cops find was the mineral water and they immediately got the picture XD

[fromthehaven]

Mineral water has come a really long way now, especially in Ohio.

[snail]

I feel bad for myself cause J.D's my favorite

[AldenRDavis]

List of Homosexual artifacts:
• A issue of Stud Puppy
• A Candy Dish
• Joan Crawford Postcard
• Mascara
• A bottle of Mineral Water

[sleepy_s]

Fun fact : ich Lüge translates to “I lie” or “I’m lying” which is why JD asked if Veronica took German classes!

[upsetaloe]

mineral water melts my heart every time i hear it. ugh i just love his voice 2:33

[misssupercookie]

Okay I'm asexual and even I am having an anyerusm over how hot they both are so I'm guessing watching this film when you're bi/pan is a dream and nightmare all at once

[isobel]

When JD shoves his face into the pillow I laughed so hard 😂