That ain’t fair

[imbrian]

I always tell my wife that I'm sorry for whatever I did in your subconscious.

[sondrasmith]

I've only seen a few of Tim's videos.
So far he's probably the best comedian I've ever heard of.
He keeps his shows clean and that's a plus in my book

[Blacklung_Morgan-vm]

He's the best comedian I've ever watched. He keeps his shows clean and funny. And thats what I love about it.❤

[dahelmang]

My wife often tells me "dream you is a jerk."

[forgedglory]

My wife once wouldn’t talk to me for three days because I cheated on her in her dream. I just enjoyed the silence.

[susanbazinet]

I was a Nanny for two wonderful girls. The Father, who I did not get along with and worked from the home told me he dreamed I fell asleep on the couch and he found the girls sitting on the front stairs when he came home from running errands. Then in the dream he told me to go home and him abd his wife would decide whether I should come back.
How the hell do you answer something like that? Maybe I should have said, "Thanks for oversharing?" What a jerk.

[Brigand]

Too true. I've been in trouble for months several times for things that happen in her dreams.

[callalily]

That was me! 😂 I was mad at my husband. Unlucky for him, I also occasionally sleepwalk. I whacked him hard while still asleep myself. When he angrily why I hit him, I was too sleepy to respond, and simply rolled over and drifted back off to sleep.

[ntme]

Yep, I have had this same conversation with my wife.

[linda]

I have to admit I’ve done this. I was really young. ♥️

[kathydunne]

My ultimate Favorite sketch of Tim's - not easy to choose, but no escaping the most side-busting of all❣️😂

[Chrissyrocks]

Too funny and so true!! We do that!! 😂

[AndreaMattingly-hhds]

I love when he imitates his wife or any woman. So funny. ❤❤

[sposeidon]

Im so glad I just got this recommended! Tim Hawkins is the best

[Blagabahm]

Ive actually done this a couple times. Wake up so mad at my husband because of a dream that was so real. He says what did i do? You did so and so and it hits me oh that was a dream. Lol. At least I'm not the only crazy one. 😂

[Carole-uz]

I've had some really strange dreams like this. Absolutely hilarious! 😄 ❤

[besteger]

Hey, at least she chose you over the bear.

[Camogirl]

Tim Hawkins in Wonderland meets The Last Unicorn
🤷‍♀️

[ImperatorPenguin]

Mr. Hawkins, your wife is (in part) the reason couples counseling is a thing.

[omaralkirwi]

Wife was mad at me one morning coz dream me abandoned her to be eaten by zombies 😂😂 I always tell her dream me can't compete with me so he went the other way 😁