Without Yugi

Dan Green
Real name, no gimmicks!

Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

Oooooooh.

Guess who's back?
Back again!
Yugi's back!
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Brains brains brains!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
In America!

I've summoned a monster!
Cuz nobody wants to see Yugi no more
They want Yami, I'm chopped liver!
Well if you want Yami this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of yaoi fanart of Yami Bakura
Some card games that drag on and on duller
than the crap on those poor saps' TeamFourStar's channel
or the gasps in their fanbase when they lose a rating
or the gaps in their schedule when they're not updating! (HEY!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, it's time to duel, and cards need trading
You may think the dubs are mistranslating
But the guys who fansub are masturbating
So 4KidsTV won't let me be
Or let me be me
So let me see
They tried to switch me out with Dragonball Z
But it feels so empty without me so
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged burned like a bridge
Got banned, you worried a smidge and raided the fridge
But don't panic, 'cause this s**t's about to get manic,
I just shuffled all my trading cards, F*** YOU MARIK!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

LittleKuriboh; the guy who watches Yu-Gi-Oh
Embarrassed his parents don't listen to Devo
He starts crying at Finding Nemo
Then he makes a lameo video and everyone yells WHOA!
A visionary, his fangirls are scary
A YouTube revolution, otakus are wary
A rebel, so lemme just revel and boast
In the fact that I got everyone stealing my jokes
And it's a low-blow, such a cacophony
For you to steal so damn much from my show, don't copy me!
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
We got screwed by Revver, blew the budget now we're gonna
Begin again, start from scratch and completely
Regain all our subscribers, update the show weekly
No protesting, just like you're all requesting,
With all the quotes HeavyDDR's detesting
(Testing! Attention Duelists!)
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Lanipator claims I have animosity
You know what I think? "Who the hell is he?!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

Abridge this Abridge that, it's become the new fad
It's a shame that most of the results turn out so bad
Yo Sephirex, quit makin' fun of GX
It's better than most of your video train wrecks
And Kaiser, man, you're none the wiser
Your series is about as funny as Rob schneider
Vegeta and Masako, you guys should just let go, it's over.
Nobody watches Naruto
Now farewell
Go abridge some Zatch Bell!
Or post on your blog while listening to Soft Cell
This show's been greater than Ghost In The Shell
Ever since CurtDogg turned it into a nutshell
But sometimes it's all the same
Everybody only wants to call us lame
So this must mean LK's to blame
Cause it's not me, I'm king of games
And while he's not the first one to fandub Yugi
He is the first one that's not a newbie

To make the show seem kinda funny
Though it doesn't make him any money
(HEY!)
There's a concept that's broke!
Twenty million other users steal his jokes
But no matter how many imitate LK
It won't change the fact that he's here to stay

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
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Cards!

[gregoryl.]

The fact that LK outlived 4kids is the biggest flex out there

[hiccup]

It is nearly 11 years later and this has aged like a fine ass wine

[Victor-Soria]

Its a shame I never realized the amount of shade this video threw when I was 8 years old

[ebrannock]

Outlives DBZA
Outlives 4Kids
Outlives like 6 reboots of Yu-Gi-Oh
Nothing can stop this mad man

[helioskitty]

"Update the show weekly"

Hey, it's Melvin's favorite joke!

[emmetth]

>He's here to stay
>7 years ago

Well I'll be damned

[BaconDragon-yrvf]

the fact that Little Kuriboh is the last remaining, abridge series and is so close to actually abridging the entire series is aww inspiring.

[rotciv]

It's 2021. It's been 11 years since this video came out and it'll be 12 years in only 3 months.

Martin outlasted 4Kids.

Martin outlasted 4 different Yu-Gi-Oh series.

Martin outlasted DBZA, and dozens of other abridged series.

Martin outlasted who knows how many obstacles, inconveniences, drama and tragedy in his personal life.

And it's starting to seem like he is getting ready to outlast Covid19 as well.

YUGIOHTAS episode 83 premiered today, the start of Season 5 and what seems to be the last season of the show.

I think we can all agree that this video is prophetic, because Yugi, and Martin, are here to stay.

Let's give it up for the King of Abridged, everyone!

[TenkaichiBudokaiAnnouncer]

Can't believe Youtube used to look like that.... i can't believe iv'e been following LK for almost 10 years.... Where did my life go?

[ThexVaultxTech]

"It won't change the fact that LK is staying"

I love you, LK. Never leave us.

[semja]

For real, I watched YGOTAS since episode 1, and it's not that LK just was the first to abridge, but to deal with all the legal shit too. I watched his channel and username get removed more times than I can count. TFS and everyone else can thank him for the legalese in front of every episode. He didn't just set the standard and make a great series, he also pioneered the way for people to come after, that's just a fact.

[maenad]

“No matter how many imitate LK, it won’t change the fact he’s here to stay”

*A dozen years later:* **LK is still here**

So much truthiness 😂

[gamecube]

I feel like LK needs to watch this every now and again. This could be a good self motivator for him

[cromartini]

"Without yugi"
This fits perfectly with episode 71

[jonsears]

he couldn't give duke devlin a line because if he did then sexy back would have to start playing and that would just be messy. 

[darkyami]

12 years later... I still come back to this video




aged like wine <3

[PuolenJeninPaska]

Ahh, back when Youtube had star-ratings... Good times.

[TheBonzobonzo]

Tristan doesn't have another voice for me anymore I can only think his voice as the one from abridged

[lonehanyou]

I remember being SO excited when I saw this. Why? Because at the time Little Kuriboh's channel got banned on youtube and we weren't sure at the time if he'd be able to resume the series. It was AMAZING to see that he was not only back but that he was "here to stay."

This song still makes me happy and I'm so glad LK is still working on this project after all these years. <3

[babysinclairfan]

Kids today will never understand how iconic this series was. Everyone knew the jokes. At this point, YGOTAS is past its heyday, but it still had enough influence for Duel Links to reference the series at least twice.

No seriously, Tristan has a skill called "Super strength" and his bio during the unlock event mentioned Tristan lending his support and "his voice"