I Bought the 10 Cheapest Games on Steam

I bought the 10 cheapest games on steam... And it was a mistake.

The horrors I have seen are beyond your comprehension, and I'm also pretty sure I uncovered a conspiracy. About an elusive developer known only as "Indiegames3000"...

0:00 Intro
1:09 Smart Thief
3:37 Park the Car
5:05 Metal Commando (uncovering the conspiracy)
10:42 Furry S*x
12:59 Defense Tower Simulator
14:38 Dual Cars
15:37 Farm Day 2021
19:39 Cake Shop Simulator
21:29 Viking Warrior
24:52 H***** Saves Australia
26:00 Conclusion

[AlterFear]

Okay, for the farm game, the actual game is called LITTLE FARMER, developed by Hussein Mahmed

[scokio]

Feel like the only reason people buy furry porn games on steam is to troll their friends by tainting their steam library with a forbidden gift

[angwelio]

Love how he goes from a conspiracy theory that's really engaging, to nsfw furry stuff

[mayomust]

"no guys i promise i bought furry sex for a youtube video i promise the video is coming out soon you just have to trust me"

[PoleTooke]

I had no idea that the niche community of games under 50 cents was being absolutely DOMINATED by this mysterious Indie Games 3000

[NKLI]

"Metal Commando" comes from a free Unity template project called "Metal Shooter Slug" that was hosted on a site that no longer exists.
That free template was in turn inspired by a NeoGeo game series called "Metal Slug" (Those games have ports on Steam). Those NeoGeo games had the three letter name of their developer scattered throughout the game, so the template project also included a 3 letter name on stuff as a homage to the style of the original.

It is not only asset flipped in the name of 'Metal Commando' but also several variations of the names of all three things mentioned.

[thatkiddanny]

HTwo casually starting a conspiracy in a completely normal video

[showd]

Just so know know that tower defense game has a lot of similar assets to kingdom rush (like the grey wolf looking enemy and the plots where you buy towers)

[laboratoryink]

The reason the AI in the first game wouldn't follow you off the map is because they use a "Nav Mesh Volume" Which is basically a cube that you can place in your map that tells the AI what a walkable terrain is, usually stopping it from going off any cliffs so even if it stretched far enough, it's unlikely the AI would fall unless the Devs specifically told them to do that for whatever reason. I'm guessing they just never thought someone would walk around the buildings, so never added any collision to stop you.

[SonOfMeme]

"A company called commodore" damn I can feel my ancient bones crumbling to dust

[krinkrin]

The joke with the last game is that Australian government is incredibly prudish, and recently banned H games.

[RenTheFen]

Also the reason people buy those furry games is 99% people gifting it to their friend as a joke to stream in discord for a good laugh for about half an hour or less

[AirmanTerror]

I can't believe you didn't mention Hatsune Miku's presence in Farm Day 2021 as a customer

[dragonsgaming]

2 reasons this video is fire
1. It goes from a normal bad steam game review to some actual story
2. Meet the spy music

[koshu]

before i saw the actual title i thought this said "Hitler Saves Australia" 24:52

[kireta]

2:02 not long ago, military tried to develop AI sentry. During trials it failed miserably against Marines who, among other methods, would sneak up to it in cardboard boxes, giggling and laughing like hyenas when doing so.

[OmegaGravitas]

What's funnier is that it costs 100$ to upload games on steam, so effectively people aren't making money from these games

[lula]

I'd like to propose a second idea for indiegames3000, what if indie games 3000 are simply a really budget porting studio who specialize in porting mobile games to PC? Because all of their games are clearly a mobile game format of one kind or another, and I can see why generic mobile game number 2002 might not necessarily have its developers care who has their name tacked onto it

[fenrirsulfr]

Ok so the Commodore engineering site was in italian, and me being italian I read some stuff there, they are basically contractors you can pay to make stuff, videogames included.
Also the police officers didnt follow you because those are AIs which need an invisible volume to work called Nav Mesh which is basically an empty cube they can move in, AI cant use pathfinding outside the nav mesh, and the dev simply didnt put the nav mesh all over the map. They didnt actually code them to not be able to fall into the void lol

[Mosblinker]

I'd like to point out that the commodore website/game/whatever company seems to have stolen the original Commodore International logo. That is to say, they stole the name and logo of the computer hardware company that made the Commodore PET, Vic20, Commodore 64, Amiga, etc. Commodore International went bankrupt 29 years ago, at least according to Wikipedia.