funniest joke you'll hear today about congestive heart failure

Do you get it? Because there's a real good chance this will be the only joke you'll hear today about congestive heart failure. My mom thought it was kinda funny, yours probably won't.

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[MineSerpent]

POV: Your bully is studying to go to med school.

[yi_olde_fashioned]

It keeps getting progressively more complex. I can’t wait until one day you get to a 30 minute video which just ends with “Your mom”

[thegoatguy]

This is the weirdest, smartest, most thought out burn, I have ever heard

[indecisive.]

When he said "There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate." I knew that it was a "your mom" joke, but at that time I knew, in my heart, that it was too late. All I could do was brace myself for the final line. I am a fallen soldier in combat, boys.

[shimdawg]

I did a masters research project in heart failure and this video is legit the best explanation of HF I have ever seen. No joke.

[EllaGP]

The longest setup ever and he just hit a home run.

[opalishmoth]

I was just educated by a “your mama” joke

This is why I love the internet

[SamBram]

The best thing about this joke is actually learning about an entire medical condition on the journey to the punchline

[madeniquevanwyk]

When the jock has actually been listening to the nerd who's tutoring him and found a love of STEM

[NakulGanapathy]

He dribbled out the entire 24 second shot clock crossing every player up twice and then ran back to the half court line and hit a fade away nothing but net

[MedlifeCrisis]

So this is what a cross between Tom Scott's and my channel would look like.

[gamplie]

This explained CHF better than a whole semester of nursing course.

[wookie]

Not only that i laughed, but i also learned something. I appreciate you burning the hell out of me with this mom joke.

[EddyB_]

As someone who scans hearts for a living, this is actually surprisingly accurate.. Well done, Matt.

[Rhinostinction]

I not only laughed, I spun on my chair and clapped while laughing. Then I turned back to say "Good joke sir" and the video had ended. The pacing of the punchline made my day.

[giiwatt]

I feel like I’m watching a Tom Scott video but he’s also insulting me.

[skrdman]

So this guy's sitting in class on his way through medical school. On the day he learns congestive heart failure can lead to rapid weight gain, he sees the potential for a killer joke. It might take a little bit of setup, he thinks, but it'll be worth it.
This is the result.

[jackd]

“Well gee golly, I mustn’t have enough fluid”

[Xanderqwerty]

Of all the congestive heart faliure jokes in history, this is most certainly one of them.

[drakehatch]

I used this in my science class. I had to do a project on the circulatory system, so I memorized an abridged version and let it loose. That was a good day.