Wild Parenting Posts! 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒

[eow]

“You said cannonball didn’t you” made me laugh out loud

[rhylanloura]

bad words AND 2 french fries at a time… someone needs to lock that kid up

[TheDanishGuy]

Your kids are going to behave after that... I mean, if he does that to his top nine reindeer, then what will he do to a random kid?

[siddharthkarthikeyan]

I’m sorry…
*hostage negotiation class*?

[jadeboyer]

Okay, but seriously the best book I have ever read to help me work with kids is "Never Split the Difference" written by a top FBI hostage negotiator. The techniques in there work beautifully on disgruntled kids.

[Impositivelygay]

Two fries at a time is war criminal behavior

[justaguycalledjosh]

"I'm going to be just like you mom!"

On the one hand, I'm proud...
On the other hand, please aim higher.

[.nguyenvukhoinguyen]

"Looks like Santa lost his temper again" when seeing a dead deer TO YOUR KID is definitely not cute

[CoraBrown-fm]

Are y'all telling me you eat your McDonald's French fries one at a time? I EAT LIKE 4-5 IN ONE BITE😭

[SaloanBurison-ix]

Eating fries two at a time is the biggest flex 💪😎

[SaraSagheh-fuhv]

" Looks like Santa lost his temper again!" IS WILD 💀

[RhombusOfTheJ]

Idk wht but I thought the first person kidnapped a toddler

[KnitAWhileWithMe]

“Looks lie, Santa lost his temper again” 😭💀😭😭

[rehmanaather]

"Santa lost his temper again" is diabolical

[Eggcontent]

Again, Santa needs to go to some classes for anger

[swnkz]

That first one reminds me of Hazard when he was in Anger Management.

[cheese]

Ok but like fries two at a time is so good tho

[yodaluca]

“I explain that she was inside me.” Nahhhh I can’t be the only one thinking what I’m thinking.

[bigbugbugman]

I hate being able to relate to the TWO WHOLE FRIES AT A TIME

[imaginebeingepic]

I'm so mad I didn't see: "I'm held hostage here."