Funny Quotes About Getting Older

A collection of 12 funny quotes about old age and growing older. Hopefully these might help you smile if you’re not looking forward to your next birthday or don’t feel quite as spritely as you used to.

Quote authors include:
Albert Einstein, John Wagner, Joan Rivers, George Burns, P.G. Wodehouse, Norman Wisdom, Jerry M. Wright, Will Rogers, Woody Allen, Claude Pepper, Bob Hope, George Bernard Shaw.

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[chaostrain]

You know you're old when a stroll through an antique store feels more like a walk down memory lane.

[darkdispeller]

I used to be a nurse and an elder teacher would hang around the nurses station. I'll never forget her saying, "I don't know why they call this the golden years, the only thing golden is my pee." 😂- RIP C. Smith, Morehead City, NC

JS the Guillotine is mentioned in the Bible.

[woodrowwheeless]

If i knew i was going to live this long i would've taken better care of myself😊

[James-bvnu]

I'd like to commiserate about growing old with my friends;
But they're all dead.

[ovnyucl]

What's scary about getting older is the thought that you MIGHT have 15 or 20 more years left and that is scarier because then you try to imagine what you will look like at the ripe age of 90. I think this is where many people commit suicide.

[braindeadobserver]

George Bernard Shaw, " youth is wasted on the young".

[larrybrooks]

Growing old mandatory, growing up, optional

[BennyC-qgrd]

Take care of Number 1 and don't step on Number 2. Rodney Dangerfield

[woodrowwheeless]

It's not the years. It's the mileage. Indona Jones

[lescobrandon]

My older son claims my memory fails too much. My younger son what’s his name agrees.

[thomasdaum]

You know you’re getting older when people tell you that you look good for your age !……

[Rebander]

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra. - Will Rogers

[alexbrown]

The downside of getting old: this too shall pass!

[seasidelegal]

When do I start laughing? These are not even funny. Please don't waste my time at this age!

[AI-Quotes]

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