Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It lyrics

Audio from the spotify version, video from Hulu channel
The lyric is "mater," but some captions are "maker." I went with maker for the video but mater for the captions.
Made this shortly after the ep aired but never posted.
Show: Only Murders in the Building

[oklu_]

Why do I have the urge to sing along to all of these lyrics so accurately

[vanryan]

Best part are the people in the background all smiling (I especially love the lady in the flannel pants; she's just HOOKED on every word)

[niaselah]

Thank you so so much for this. I got completely hooked with Death Rattle Dazzle

[joanapetrova]

Three little babes in their bassinets
Angelic little triplets or triple threats?
They might have fooled the others but they won't fool me
It's time to give these teething, seething three
The third degree
Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Who of the crew would commit this crime?
Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?
It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme
Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?
Will a baby get tried for matricide?
Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you, or you, or you, to admit it
So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick triplеt did it
Penelope in pink surе is making quite a stink
Is she trying to throw me off the scent?
Though she bats her little eyes, is she a killer in disguise?
With a diaper full of criminal intent
Preening Patrick is pernicious with an appetite so vicious
He would bite the hand that feeds him with a sneer
But could that rotten tot be behind this evil plot?
Baby-stepping towards a murderous career
Pouty little Paco's looking coy but he's a bad, bad boy
Could Paco's passion prove apocalyptic?
With his paci and his rattle, did this pisher go to battle?
Proving he's the perp amidst this Pickwick triptych
In this picaresque puzzle of the Pickwick pack
Will a lighthouse shed some light?
On which kid gave ol' mom a whack
There's an infant to indict
I'll book this little crook tonight!
But
Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Who of the crew would commit this crime?
Which little brat made mommy go splat?
Which crib, which sib, will be doing hard time?
Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Which little putz had the guts to kill?
Like a forensic pediatrician I'll complete this inquisition
I will name the neonatal from the cradle that proved fatal
I will find the perpetrator who did murder to their maker
Or, coochie-coochie-coo
What if none of it is true?
Has my inspection been too cursory?
Should I look outside this nursery?
What if none of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Who'd have had a menacing motive and hid it?
Who?
Who?
Who?!
Well
I
Pick
You!

[KassyKlown]

Why tf is the "coochie coochie coo" part so fkn cute 😍 He has the cutest facial expressions

[mjs]

It’s definitely Mater.

From an interview with the lyricists “When Hulu put up the closed captions, they turned ‘mater’ into ‘maker, ’ which I get, but it’s not a perfect rhyme.”

Happy to share the link to the article. I figured since you put so much work into this you’d like to get it right.

[taniadelgado]

So who did it?! Could it have been the nanny? Did she get too attached to the children, felt the mother wasn't providing an acceptable level of care?

[jonnham]

Ok. On my 20th try and the amount of spit on my phone is ridiculous 😂😂

[spr]

It would have been better to write the lyrics in simple subtitles, so it would be easy to read them.
Since you wrote them all over the screen, popping here and there, they are (almost) of no use...

[josephfmarino]

Unsure who did the captioning but there is one mistake. The word is MATER, not MAKER!