Star Wars in German be like:

[awatf]

Don't worry guys, he will get accepted in the art school soon or later

[Directer]

As someone from Poland, I've just had flashbacks to times I didn't even know I have memory of

[Gruhbb]

Doctor: "Space Nazis can't hurt you!"
Space Nazis:

[berabahcekapl]

Our German voice actor took it serious about speech. 💀💀💀

[joshjacob]

I like to imagine the German horde leaders sounding the same way during Roman times.

[randyrandelson]

I'm German, I don't get it. Sounds similar to my wife, when she calls me for Diner.

[BlackSkull]

Y'all guys aren't realising why the stormtroopers raise their one arm like in ww2 theories

[frankmartinez]

I once watched the entire Star Wars saga in German; the scariest bits were Palpatine’s declaration of Empire and this one.

[Darkwolf]

When your art teacher doesn't like your lines so you draw new ones all across the galaxy.

[troller]

This reminds me of a certain Austrian Painter that gave speeches like this in the 30s and 40s.

[why]

Still crazy to think Stormtroopers are coined from the term “Sturmtruppen or Stoßtruppen” who were specialist infantry soldiers of the German Army.

[nickrivera]

A yes Kanye's favorite scene in the film

[blackrabel]

as a german i bursted into tears because i laughed so hard never saw it this way 💀💀💀

[alfalldoot]

The german guy voicing this was definitely letting out some inner demons.

[nurventilatoren]

This is completely normal in Germany. Back then, when I was still in school, my maths teacher explained our lessons subject to us in a similar manner.

[miniaturejayhawk]

*rants about annihilating his enemies
*song about flowers and virgin girls

[anujajain]

im doing my hardest to resist raising my hand with the stromtroopers💀💀

[TheycallmeBigSauce]

My Argentinian grandfather raised 1 arm and just started singing Erika
And I have no idea why

[UtopiansDream]

He was a little too much into this to be the spy...

[Mydumbselfsays]

I've always thought it weird why my argentinian grandfather always watched starwars with the german dub... Oh and he always rooted for the sith!