The Star Wars Christmas Parade

The Empire Strikes Back gets a dose of holiday cheer with a festive Christmas parade on Hoth. From Star Wars: Attack of the Phantom Past

Credits:
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back is property of Disney
VFX by David Bizzaro

CAST:
Antonio Piluso: Binoculars man
Charles Torres: Snowspeeder pilot
Christiaan Van Der Galien: Dave
Craven Moorhaus: Duke
David Bizzaro: Wedge / Various
JC Powers: Snowspeeder pilot
Joe DiMare: Snowspeeder pilot
John Wilson: AT-AT parade operator
Justin Silverman: Zev Senesca
Matthew Gell: Emperor, DJ Dooku
Zak Koonce: Vader/Various

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[Auralnauts]

Hey everyone! If you tried watching Episode 5 or this clip recently, you may have noticed them missing. It’s because they were both blocked by the owners of “Here Comes Santa Claus”. Apparently this year Santa is giving out copyright strikes instead of coal to all the bad boys. Stay tuned for a re-upload of Ep5, and the all new Obi-Wan Kenobi 1984 TV intro coming soon.

[eggscellentTH]

The emperor telling vader "hologram now!" gets me every time lol

[TroyPacelli]

They won't see Santa; they're Rebels without a Claus.

[HermitKing]

I miss the original so much. There was something funny about a cheerful song about Santa coming to town being played over people screaming in pain and dying.

[SuperBC]

Classic.
To me This is the REAL Star Wars Christmas Special.

[Zwackelmann]

Hearing the rebel pilot say "I love Christmas" just fills my heart with joy

[randallwong]

The reliable use of British actors in the SW universe makes the utterance of "Bollocks!" solidly fitting.

[lukeyskywalker]

“Do you want to explain to me why we’re killing people right now?” God there’s so many memorable quotes in this one. Episode 5 is by far my favorite one you guys did!

[PaulSchlock]

The "I Love Christmas" Guy is still my favorite

[johnnychopsocky]

Yep, all these years later, and the line reading for "I don't understand. I've been a good boy" still cracks me up.

[mrs.padmeskywalker]

"I don't understand. I've been a good boy." The betrayal in poor Wedge's voice is relatable. He's about 5 seconds away from figuring out that Santa doesn't exist and the whole thing is just one massive lie that grownups tell kids to get them to behave. Someone's about to head to the Dark side!

[stefanbayoumi]

Since viewing this episode I find myself repeating "Yeah, I don't really think that's an issue right now!" on at least a weekly basis

[brye]

3:22 "I don't understand, I've been a good boy" 😂

[eldorados_lost_searcher]

I still crack up over:

"I don't understand. I've been a good boy."

"Yeah, Wedge, I don't think that's a issue right now!"

[jackthenarrator]

It's been 8 years and only NOW the copyright goblins have decided to claim "Here Comes Santa Claus"?
As much as I appreciate this quick revision of Ep.5, it just isn't the same without hearing Gene Autry echoing the valleys of Hoth as good boy rebels are getting eviscerated left and right.

[arcturionblade]

I remember fighting in the Christmas Wars. It was the exact opposite of Life Day, what with all the death and destruction.

[ericaclare]

Awe thanks for the correction guys, this is legitimately my favourite scene from this saga.

[lukecwolf]

The emporer imposing xmas on a planet that doesn't celebrate it horrifies me in the most hilarious way possible

[Tomattoism]

I don't understand. Auralnauts have been good :'(

[maxfredrick]

Damn. I know it's not your fault that this had to change, but it really was much funnier with the other music. I remember the first time I ever saw it, I think I laughed for almost 5 minutes straight. I was suffocating laughing. I'm sad to see it go. RIP one of the greatest jokes I've ever seen