{YTP} ~ Wow! It's Played! (WIM 4)

CW: Drug references, Barking dogs

Become a pro player in under ten minutes!

0:00 Shuttlecocks
2:00 Cycling Shoes
3:21 Curling Stones
4:14 Golf Clubs
5:25 Golf Tees
6:42 Game Tables
7:54 Bowling Balls
8:59 Outro

[sentientblender]

I love how it’s just a given at this point that whatever universe Wow It’s Made is from is a corporate dystopia with no workers’ rights.

[ethanthompson]

It wouldn’t be a wow it’s made unless the workers were being abused

[andhieyusuf]

"He really, really, really likes feet. Your feet."


"He's hot and ready" *WOW! IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON*

[MIAM_MIAM_CUISINE]

It takes real genius and/or restraint to make a YTP with an entire segment based around Badminton where the only "cock" joke is entirely SFW.

[muttnick]

"the dogs go on a de-barking machine." you're a comedic genius.

[WorseReviews]

"After 5 hours a shooting star breaks the mold"

Yes. Yes it does.

[hyahyena]

"many people are everywhere"
big if true 🤔

[michaelcort]

"They didn't really catch on until they were invented"

I mean... you're not wrong

[rinjaniii]

"...it can take days for it to harden in just 2 minutes."

*Im receiving mixed signals here*

[robertbaldie]

"A shooting star breaks the mold"

Sneaky Smash Mouth reference.

[NPCarlsson]

For this masterpiece, you deserve at least one wealth.

[FrostWhisker]

I can't believe the worker died after eating cookies when another factory had a worker eating way more hot dogs per hour who was fine. What a shame

[EthePianoMan]

"Tease T's Tees Tees" brilliant

[nicholasmullen]

The computer tells the technician, "Shut it." The computer then tells the technician to "Just shut their face" The computer just tells the technician, "Saw off the worker's heads, seperating the heads." The technician pushes the saw into the neck, as deep as it can go.

That escalated quickly

And honestly, could be an alright pitch for a horror novel

[burgerbrofullstreamarchi]

'This employees eats 30000 cookies"

:D

"She dies."

D:

[Snowfireblues]

"The next phase of production... reproduction"
feels strangely similar to
"Let's plot a course... intercourse"

[Sandstorm]

"A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex."
What a cuttleshock.

[SuperBassBoy]

"she dies" Discovery D turns into an F thats high qual

[levyata]

"This device has twenty thousand sensors that censor each feather"


*censors feathers*

Also; "Its the little D"




Comedy gold

[thierrytv]

"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps"


"Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well"