Stop Touching Me Elmo Toy Commercial - SOUTH PARK

The gift every child is asking for this holiday season.
"Black Friday" S17

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COMMERCIAL -
Start on a blue background and some playful titles come up
that say- What's the gift children are asking for this holiday season?
Elmo pop into frame - the top half of his head.
ELMO
Who ME?!
INT. CHRISTMASY LIVING ROOM - MORNING
A little girl in pajamas just finishes opening a gift which
is an Elmo doll in it's box.
NARRATOR
Just in time for the holidays It's
'Stop Touching Me Elmo'!
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
A nervous little boy sitting next to Elmo on the couch.
NARRATOR
When you press his back, Elmo puts
his hand on your knee and says fun
things-
ELMO
(through speaker)
Have you ever been tickled on the
INSIDE?
INT. GIRLS' ROOM - NIGHT

Elmo laying next to a little girl in bed.
ELMO
(through speaker)
I'm lonely are you lonely?
The girl's eyes get wide.
INT. RANDOM HOUSE - DAY
A boy is hugging Elmo - then a shot behind the boy's back
onto Elmo's face.
ELMO
(through speaker)
Can I watch you go potty?
INT. A DIFFERENT LIVING ROOM - DAY
ELMO
(through speaker)
You wanna kiss the guy who does
Elmo's voice?
The girl knocks Elmo's hand off her knee.
GIRL
Stop touching me, Elmo!
NARRATOR
Elmo also helps kids brush their
teeth with his toothpaste dispenser.
INT. BATHROOM - DAY
Elmo sits on the counter as a little boy in the mirror pump
at elmo's crotch area - until finally toothpaste comes out
onto the kids toothbrush.
ELMO
More more more more Ohhhhhhhh
Then a Product shot of Don't touch me Elmo in his box.
NARRATOR
Don't miss out on this Holiday
season's biggest gift! Stop
Touching Me Elmo.

NARRATOR 2
Available at South Park mall
starting Black Friday.

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[TheWolvesGang]

I love how mature but immature this show is at the same time.

[leonardobonilla]

The first kid didn't even have to touch it . He was already suspicious of it .😂

[cam]

0:27 - The sound Elmo makes as he "dispenses toothpaste" has me on the floor laughing every time.

[burttheburger]

What makes this funny is that the creators probably lost it when recording Elmo’s lines 😂

[brianlisk]

“Can I watch you go potty?” Gets me every time

[KipClips]

“Have you ever been tickled on the inside?” 💀

[DaREALJonN]

"Elmo puts his hand on your knees and says fun things"

[StarDragonJP]

The Black Friday Trilogy was definitely some of the best episodes they've done. I hadn't even watched Game of Thrones when I saw those episodes & still enjoyed them

[shirehorse]

What makes this humorous is just the expressions on the kids faces. Especially the girl when she first opened up the box.

[Che]

"I'm lonely. Are you lonely?"
Yes. Yes I am, Elmo...

[GenGamesUniverse]

Elmo: "Have you been tickled on the inside?"
Butters: My Uncle Bud did that to me once!

[thatguy]

“Elmo also Helps kids brush their teeth with his *tooth paste* dispenser”

[Shadow_Wolf_]

Jared from subway’s favorite childhood toy

[ComicalRealm]

This was a direct attack at the voice actor who plays ELMO.

[MatiNuva]

The things this show could get away with is both hilarious and terrifying

[Stuart]

Nearly 2am & I am howling like a maniac. This is hilarious but depressing at the same time when you know this stuff goes on in Hollywood to this day

[StrykezMan]

"Have you ever been tickled on the inside?" 😂😂😂

[nachosrule]

7 seasons and 7 years later and this is still hilarious.

[SuperBoy-psdz]

Me: Something’s not right.
South Park: What do you mean?
Me: Elmo says his name instead of I.
South Park: Oops