Portal Gets Audited

[CalebA]

His infinite portal loop was actually the final scene to be filmed. The film crew just put it in the middle to make you think that he escaped.

[CapnBlud]

And we still don't talk about the drawing. But since his therapist asked him about it, he even bit some pieces off the page.

[TW-mi]

RIP the piece of paper
Paper has been with us this whole time, feeling torn about this

[thatonemixtape]

R E M E M B E R
Alert your supervisor if you see:

- *OSHA INSPECTOR*

[reiteration]

"I'd like to briefly touch on the 'turret room'... do I need to elaborate on that?"

Has gotta be my favourite line. That delivery too. The expression on your face was priceless. 🤣🤣🤣

[poorlydrawnwizard]

“Alright it appears there is a large seemingly bottomless pit right here. Oh? The bottom is filled with asbestos and cancerous moon dust? What do you mean mantis men?!”

[KingJllyfish]

mason is simply a god, traversing the multiverse to tell you to get some handrails

[SCP-tnln]

Trying to conduct a safety audit on aperture science is like trying to explain the geneva convention and war crimes to Sun Tzu

[nullblasterthevoidmaker]

"Is this an experiment on how unsafe we can make a single area?"
Yes. That's exactly what this is.

[oranglordd]

If you do a portal part 2, the turrets were designed to protect sleeping babies

[Triangapore]

Seems very

-Mason the safety inspector

[_yamizu_kagamine]

"I don't know about the cake, but I'd be lying if I said this place is gonna pass an inspection" 😂

[DeathDragon]

Fun fact, a big man named davey gunface did a video on all the osha violations in portal 1 and 2. It’s a good video.

[glendarjj]

R.I.P. companion cube. You didn't deserve what happened to you.

[nutshot_brawler]

Reminds me of how Aperture Science was actually well-known for being extremely unsafe

[alithanar]

At least you didn’t see the vents leading into every room that could pump deadly neurotoxin

[pmcpicto]

You know what they say, comedy = tragedy + time

[SupercapeGames]

“If you aren’t giving us a pass
Then we are releasing the gas”

[MMMMMWWWWWMMMMMWWWMMMWWMMMMWWW]

My question is how the hell is he getting to all of these universes

[MiiaStarlight]

The headcannon that GladOS even let an auditor into the labs to begin with is a gem of comedy to begin with.